h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey, nice party! Mind if I join in? I'll just introduce myself, Garlesnorf, party gatecrasher and freeloader extraordinaire!
*makes a low bow*
Where's Rosie? Has she passed out again?
For god's sake someone keep her away from the booze!

*Lies down on nearby sunlounger with a beautiful pint of Guiness which has mysteriously appeared out of nowhere*

Hi garglesnorf! Hungry? Put your order in with St. Papercuts. Just ignore that angry looking man on the ladder up there. He has a low tolerence for creepy-crawlie critters and we've been teasing him relentlessly.
~hollers~
How are you doing up there, Baldrick? Watch out for the bats, by the way!!

Rosie likes turnips, Gwennie… can't think why… I thought Outer Mongolian farmers fed them to their cows and stuff… and can we please get OFF the VEGGIES!!
All those in favour of a large lump of DEAD ANIMAL, dripping in natural excretions, shout… ME! ME! ME!
Did Baldrick kill the right snake, do you think? he seems a little cranky.

PS: WHERE'S MY SOTONG and SAMBAL????

Are they cars, or musical instruments?!!! I just ate a deliciously juicy t-bone steak. Yum, yum, yum!

ATTENTION EVERYONE!!! MOST IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

TERRIBLE NEWS —— A MOST UNFORTUNATE TWIST OF FATE!!

POOR, SWEET, KIND, LOVELY LITTLE ROSIE WAS UPROOTED FROM THE IDYLL OF PARIS AND RE-POTTED INTO………… wait for it………

RICKMANSWORTH!! YES… you heard me…… RICKMANSWORTH!

WHAT CAN WE DO TO SAVE THIS POOR LASS FROM HER IMPENDING FATE?

IDEAS ASAP PLEASE!!

And, Rosie, while you are awaiting your Knight/Knightess in Shining Armour, why don't you get together a guide entry about 'That place that shall not be named henceforth' - just to keep your spirits up… don't you know.

Dear Mari-Rae, perhaps you could find some for me.

SOTONG = Squid
SAMBAL = A delicious, very-spicy concoction made from the pounding together of the following:— Chili-Padi, Garlic, Shallots, Dried-Shrimps, Palm-Oil, Tumeric and Lime-Juice. But be careful — it can burn your tongue out and give you a sensation of being on 'Acid'.

Yummy!
Try it with your T-Bone.

Rickmansworth isn't that bad! I used to spend a lot of time in Croxley Green, just down the road. There are some pretty villages and real ale pubs, not far from Rickmansworth.

Ooops! Thought I'd missed someone! One sotong and sambal to go.

And a burger and corn on the cob for pink sparkley fairy.

And a nice juicy t-bone steak (with lots of seasoning) for me. Mmmm...

Oh woe

*garglesnorf wakes from a gentle snooze, picks the grass out of her pint and polishes it off swiftly, replacing it with another that has similarly materialised from nowhere*

Croxley and Rickmansworth are fairly cool places to live. As Ricky Used to be an important stop off on the Grand Union canal, not only does it have a cafe, it also has a profusion of pubs ( there are about in the highstreet alone and it only takes about four minutes to walk down it! And they wonder why I turned out the way I did!

*Grabs a steak off the barbecue burning her fingers and dropping it on the floor. Stares at it then picks it up, dusts it off then starts eating it anyway*

Hi garglesnorf.. ~grin~... you have just the sort of appitite me likes to see at a party...

As my mother always said 'waste not want not' and 'sides, I was hungry and didn't fancy waiting for another one!

* Rosie Materialises as if from nowhere in the middle of the Garden*

Hi guys, if you're wondering how I've just done what I did I've no idea but I've come fromt the same place as Garglesnorfs perfect pints off guiness... I would have been here earlier but I felt compelled to try some of the merchandise and woke up two days later with a blinding headache.
Still, here now so tell me... Did anyone bring the tequilla?

Fossil- Thanks for the Brainstorm but I'm affraid that I shall be stuck here for A while...Still, snorf's right wedo have many houses of beverage

Hey Garglesnorf I see you found your way seen any more of those sun loungers?

*rosie looks around *
* BIG satisfied grin*

Today I had some gorgous chicken kebabs. Can I have some here please?

*Points to a bowl of kebabs, waiting to be put on the bar-be-cue and starts to make her own veggie kebabs*

Those sun loungers look comfortable! Are there any more, please Greebo?

*takes kebab*

~grin~... hey Mike... whats with the name change... me liked you as Mike...

Well, being a bit partial to death metal, I thought I'd change my name briefly to the frontman of the greatest death metal band ever!

Only briefly, mind you. Quorthon is my name on MSN Messenger, which is cool...

Thats ok then... ~grin~... had me worried there...