h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ahhhh... that's better... ~grin~... No treacle.. just loads of Ice-cream... yummy scrummy in my tummy...

*Arrives dripping icecream*

I wouldn't mind if I could lick it off myself, but being a vegan, no can do! Any offers gang?

*Has second thoughts about doing an Iggy Pop impersonation and wanders off in the direction of the shower thinking that she must remember to lock the door.....*

Got any vegan icecream here Greebo? Choclolate's my favourite by the way.....

~Greebo finishes licking herself clean~ Me will go and check in the freezer... don't move a muscle Gwennie...

Yummy Yummy Ice cream!

*Standing perfectly still, whilst dripping icecream the rest of which is rapidly hardening off nicely*

This stuff is starting to set Greebo! I know you said "Don't move a muscle, but I'm not sure I can actually move anyhow!"

*Thinks she needs a long hot shower to disolve the setting gloop*

Um....

~Jinx thinks rapidly and drags a small toy cart out of the cupboard~

Can you step into here please Gwennie? Quickly now! I'll drag you into the shower and wash all that gloop off.

~Greebo grin~... Woul me trust that pretty little bewhiskered face???

*Kitty likes cold milk.... being a cave lion... and hopes that Greebo has chocolate flavour, mint choc chip and luxury Cornish vanilla varieties*

*arrives still carrying ice cream cannon*

You can load this with any flavour, now lets see.

*starts rummaging through freezer*

*Peregrin arrives dripping with wet cement*

Oh dear... this could get awful messy... ~grin~

Correction.... VERY messy...

*still looking through freezer*

Greebs, do you have anything other than frozen doughnuts in here?

Hmmm... ~Greebo jumps on Menza's shoulder and peers into the freezer~... there might me some frozen water down at the bottom...

*starts digging even deeper in the freezer*

Oh. Hang on, whats this?

*pulls out a tub of ice cream*

Its double choc chip flavour. Will this do?

*Kitty advises Menza to investigate the freezer's at the Forum and Firkin while Ændr is out of the way... she has an ice cream maker and uses it...*

*runs out of forum grabbing large plastic bag on the way*

Won't be long.

~Greebo wonders how long Menza will be~

*runs back in with a bulging sack (black and plastic kind before you ask)*

Here you go, Ice cream.

Now just let me load the cannon.

~Greebo quickly finishes stuffing the cannon in her Garfield backpack~ Er... what cannon Menza???