h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey, go easy, Menza!

*Bash, crash, bash, crash*

*just manages to dodge a piece of cement which shot at her shoulder*

Menza!

*bash crash bash crash*

Well you are supposed to stand back.

*bash crash bash crash*

*Sits in the middle of the rubble with fingers in ears...*

How much longer chaps? My bum's going to sleep!

*bash bash bash bash*

Right then Gwennie, you should be able to stand up now.

*peers down big hole in the floor*
you know its an awfully long way down, if some one was to slip and fall in ...

Don't worry chums.. ~grin~... no one would be fool enough to fall innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...........................

~Greebo fell in the hole...~

*Enters. Looks around. Seems confused.*

There's a party here?? And no one told me?? Well, here I am anyway!! What's the occasion??

*Steps in. Almost fells into a hole.*

Hey, is this a trap of some kind??

*Hears noises down the hole*

So you've captured other life-forms in there too?

*dives down hole after Greebo*

Don't worry Greebs, I'll save you.

Maybe I should have put a parachute on before jumping.

~Greebo thinks as she falls... *this is odly like a book me once read... except me should be a little girl with blonde hair instead of a plump orange cat with a doughnut fetish... * Greebo see's lots of shelves go by as she falls deeper into the hole... ~

Too late now.

*grabs Greebo's collar with one hand*

Now if I can just get hold of the shelf

*dislodges a jar which hits him in the head knocking him unconcious*

Argh!

*grabs Menza's feet and pulls him out of the hole, glad that he didn't let go of Greebo's collar when he was knocked out*

~Greebo scrambles out of the whole...~ Phew... thats a deep one... ~looking with concern at Menza... ~ is he going to be ok???

*kneels down next to Menza and pokes him a few times*

I think he's...! Oh my God. I don't believe this! He's gone to sleep!

~grin~... that should of been hole... or at least the whole hole... anyway... wherever it is... can we all move over a forum... pretty please... try here...
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=29575&thread=44295
Me is sure you will like it almost as much as me likes doughnuts...

*Gwennie, still nursing a sore bottom produces CPR equipment*

Stand back everyone! *Peers down at moaning Menze*

This should do the trick.....

*Switches on the elektrickery!* Clear!

Oops! Sorry - wrong forum - I accidentally slipped into Catweazle speak!

No worries Gwennie... ~grin~... we are all waiting for you...

*Looks around.....* I don't know about people waiting for me, everyone seems to have cleared orff.....

*Sits down in bordom and starts to "zap" her own head for something to do*

*Giggles insanely*