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Menza Posted Mar 15, 2000
Menza by wormhole :- *waves at self*
Armless Menza :- *waves head back*
Menza with needle in bum :- *snore*
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SilverSolstice Posted Mar 15, 2000
Ay, could someone tell me when we're going back forward in time?
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GreeboTCat Posted Mar 16, 2000
~grin~... and could someone tell me... why we have 3 Menza's... not that three isn't a good number... me had 3 doughnuts once...
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Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Mar 16, 2000
Well, I've just done the maths and it turns out that in a finite universe (or forum) the number of Menzas must be either 0, 3 or infinite. Maybe we're just seeing them all together for the first time. The corollary says that the same is true for each of us... which may lead to confusion.
I don't know whether to frame myself for a bank robbery or get all three of me to sit the same batch of exams in the summer...
In the next lemma I shall prove that the number of doughnuts in this forum must be zero except at a finite number of time points.
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pink_sparkley_fairy (whos really looking forwrd to reading festival) Posted Mar 16, 2000
right......captain fairy has returned!
so.......didnt menza have a dissloving incident after this?
~sees past slf defeat detergent monster~
right.......now menza's future self should return to his former self......in that i mean the future menza now has a body that is his and not gwennies human play-doh......
we can return.....all we have to is put the past menza in a char somewhere......~everyone will just think hes a light wieght seeign as hes only had one cider~ and passed out
firstly we must remove the needle form the behing of the past.....
any volunteers?
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GreeboTCat Posted Mar 16, 2000
Ohhhhh... Jinx... you are being sooooooooo brave... ~grin~
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pink_sparkley_fairy (whos really looking forwrd to reading festival) Posted Mar 16, 2000
ok, lets find an armchair.......that one will do.......
dump him there, and return to find menza fully restored!
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Jo (Dead) Posted Mar 16, 2000
Well it's not easy being God but someone's gotta do it. 
*takes another step forward*
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GreeboTCat Posted Mar 16, 2000
Me knows God... it's a jolly snuggly being... ~grin~
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pink_sparkley_fairy (whos really looking forwrd to reading festival) Posted Mar 16, 2000
~dumps menza in chair with needle removed~
takes lottery results from past dan and destroys them......
closes doors on time capsule and heads back for the present.....
~future menza grows arms and becomes his old 3d self~
another successful mission
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Jo (Dead) Posted Mar 16, 2000
*laughs* 
*another step brings her within reaching distance of the needle*
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pink_sparkley_fairy (whos really looking forwrd to reading festival) Posted Mar 16, 2000
dude i took the needle out ages ago, were back in the present now and past menza is safe in an arm chair and future/now menza has returned to his former three dimensional self
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GreeboTCat Posted Mar 16, 2000
~Greebo feels a little disorientated~... Me thinks someone is out of time here...
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Jo (Dead) Posted Mar 16, 2000
I think it's you, Greebz. But it could be me... Menza! You're looking great! Really really fat and unhealthy! Yeah!
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- 161: Jo (Dead) (Mar 15, 2000)
- 162: Menza (Mar 15, 2000)
- 163: Gwennie (Mar 15, 2000)
- 164: SilverSolstice (Mar 15, 2000)
- 165: GreeboTCat (Mar 16, 2000)
- 166: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Mar 16, 2000)
- 167: Jo (Dead) (Mar 16, 2000)
- 168: GreeboTCat (Mar 16, 2000)
- 169: Jo (Dead) (Mar 16, 2000)
- 170: pink_sparkley_fairy (whos really looking forwrd to reading festival) (Mar 16, 2000)
- 171: Jo (Dead) (Mar 16, 2000)
- 172: GreeboTCat (Mar 16, 2000)
- 173: pink_sparkley_fairy (whos really looking forwrd to reading festival) (Mar 16, 2000)
- 174: Jo (Dead) (Mar 16, 2000)
- 175: GreeboTCat (Mar 16, 2000)
- 176: pink_sparkley_fairy (whos really looking forwrd to reading festival) (Mar 16, 2000)
- 177: Jo (Dead) (Mar 16, 2000)
- 178: pink_sparkley_fairy (whos really looking forwrd to reading festival) (Mar 16, 2000)
- 179: GreeboTCat (Mar 16, 2000)
- 180: Jo (Dead) (Mar 16, 2000)
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