h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello... ~grin~... where is everyone???

Well I'm here, I have no idea where the others are.

I'm here as well.

Did you bring the doughnuts?

No. I was thinking of...Other Things. But I'll go get some if you want..

I think Greebo would like that.

~grin~... me always loves to receive doughnuts... you know the famous saying... a doughnut if for Greebo and not for anybody else... ~bigger grin~

I hate to mention this but that isn't a famous saying.

*runs to hide behind sofa*

Well, that depends on your definition of famous...

If Greebs just said it it doesn't really count

*ducks further behind the sofa*

*Gwennie pulls sofa away...*

Over here, Greebo!

*digs hole in floor and hides in there in stead*

*Slides sofa back over hole*

Get out of that one!

*sounds of frantic digging*

Shhh! You'll wake the neighbours......

The neighbours have actually been able to get to sleep? This party is a failure...

Hmmm... ~evil glare~... where is Menza??? ~Greebo listens to sounds of frantic digging... and tracks it across the room with her extra sensitive hearing~

Oh Dan... ~Greebo looks up for a moment~... Stop being so evil... Me invited all the neighbours to the party... ~grin~... there's no one at home to either fall asleep or wake up...

~Greebo returns to tracking the sound~

~Zip!!!... Greebos false claws slip in and out of there protective sheaths...~

Hmmm... Gwennie... Me not forgot that you clipped all my real claws off you know!!!!

~Greebo cocks her head... and moves to where the latest digging sound is heard~

Ah, yes but I did supply you with a set of falsies but just in case you've mislaid them *produces large round black and red gift-wrapped box*..... here's some titanium tipped falsies for special occasions. You'd notice the tips are already red so your victims' blood doesn't stain them....

*Gwennie steps back, bows with a flourish and awaits Menza's punishment with evil smirk...*

hey greebo........any reason why ur party keeps changin rooms/conversations/chat things? (the fairy has not yet mastered h2g2 speak)
need food now.......

*pops head up from under the floor*

That wasn't fair, but at least I found some doughnuts while down there.