h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*jumps up and down in a large puddle splashing water everywhere*

Yey! Fun!

*nearly splashes Greebz*

Just don't you get my towel wet...!

Curses! Another one of my evil plans foiled! I'll have my revenge on you yet, Gwennie... ~Puts pinky to lips and begins to laugh maniacally~

Its a bit late to worry about the towel now, its already in the water.

~Greebo fishes out soggy towel~... No worries ... this will be alright after a few hours in the tumble dryer...

*wrings tail* I may have to have a ride with the towel. *drip*

I've got a hair dryer if that will help.

What the hell are you doing with a hair drier?!

Drying hair.

*slaps forehead* Duh! I meant why do you happen to have one on you right noe especially with all this water around?!

Well, I just had a shower.

*slaps forehead repeatedly and groans* You are SO annoying!

One does ones best.

*has nervous breakdown quietly in the corner*

Would you like me to get you a pair of Y-fronts and 2 pencils?

*industriously wrings the water out of her towel*

"This is a good party," said the Bursar to a chair, "I wish I was here."

We wouldn't want the Bursar here. Who would remember to give him his dried frog pills.

We are the faculty. I am the Bursar. Zoe is Ponder. Lisa is Lisa

I am confused.

Thats the Bursars job.

And can I be the Librarian? Please.