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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Started conversation Mar 13, 2000
This place seems kind of empty recently. Where did everybody go?!?
Dr. D
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Nick O`Teen Posted Mar 14, 2000
Apparently, we're undergoing one of those sychronised phases where those involved are suddenly caught up in a flurry of work-related activity (yours truly included).
According to Frizz, this should clear up soon. 
I do, however, check up here at least once a day, even when I'm busy, but I don't always post anything. Except for now.
By the way, did you like the pictures on the St. Weevil's Day page?
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Mar 14, 2000
They were excellent! I think we need more holidays though.
Dr. D
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Nick O`Teen Posted Mar 15, 2000
My God, man, if we add another holiday like the one we have now, there won't be a day in the year during which anyone is even remotely coherent anymore.
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Mar 15, 2000
we only have one holiday so far!
Dr. D
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Nick O`Teen Posted Mar 15, 2000
Well, true enough. Perhaps if we space them out far enough, there will be enough recovery time between them.
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Frizzychick Posted Mar 15, 2000
Any decent church has to have at least a couple of holidays every quarter or else attendance figures will melt away - we must learn from our more orthodox comrades.
I would personally prefer holidays based around something organic/seasonal/pagan (and follow christianity in its adoption of more traditional ancient festivals ) - so at least once every equinox! with the odd full moon thrown in as a good excuse!
I think a winter festival should involve the eating of warming foods and the drinking of real ale. And plenty of chocolate! Do weevils hibernate, or just die for the winter?
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Mar 15, 2000
We could have the next holiday at the end of november or the the beginning of december, depending on where the closest full moon falls. The holiday would be on the day of the full moon so, the date would change from year to year. We need to come up with a name for this holiday. Lets throw out ideas and vote on the in another forum.
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Mar 15, 2000
Here's the thread for the new holiday:
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=28964&thread=43318
Dr. D
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Nick O`Teen Posted Mar 16, 2000
Frizz! And you called _me_ a treacherous beast! Weevils don't die for the winter. I admit, that was pretty funny, but heavens! To even suggest such a thing!
It's okay, Kensington, weevils don't really die for the winter. She was just making a joke. Oh, you poor, frazzled little weevil. Here, have some hot cocoa with crumbly biscuit topping...
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Mar 17, 2000
Poor Kensinton! You should be ashamed of yourself Frizz!
Dr. D
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Nick O`Teen Posted Mar 17, 2000
He's okay now. Once I'd explained the joke to him, he seemed to be back to his old self again. He agrees now that it was pretty funny, if only in hindsight.
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Mar 17, 2000
Hind sight is funny that way
Dr. D
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Percy von Wurzel Posted Mar 21, 2000
Can something be funny in foresight? Where is Hindsight? I want to go there if its fun. Perhaps they have funny weevils there, Hindsight funny weevils that don't die over Christmas.
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Mar 21, 2000
No one is quite sure where hindsight is. As to foresight: talk to your local fortune teller.
Dr. D
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Nick O`Teen Posted Mar 21, 2000
Or you could talk to some Planning and Organizing weevils. Foresight is their business, or at least they try to make it their business. Don't know if they've come across anything funny in their various planning activities, though.
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Mar 21, 2000
True, True, True. Musn't forget our weevil friends.
I wonder what would happen if some Irish Drinking Weevils and Iranian Bazooka Weevils joined in the planning sessions?
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Mar 22, 2000
I don't that much planning would get done
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- 1: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Mar 13, 2000)
- 2: Nick O`Teen (Mar 14, 2000)
- 3: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Mar 14, 2000)
- 4: Nick O`Teen (Mar 15, 2000)
- 5: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Mar 15, 2000)
- 6: Nick O`Teen (Mar 15, 2000)
- 7: Frizzychick (Mar 15, 2000)
- 8: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Mar 15, 2000)
- 9: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Mar 15, 2000)
- 10: Nick O`Teen (Mar 16, 2000)
- 11: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Mar 17, 2000)
- 12: Nick O`Teen (Mar 17, 2000)
- 13: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Mar 17, 2000)
- 14: Percy von Wurzel (Mar 21, 2000)
- 15: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Mar 21, 2000)
- 16: Nick O`Teen (Mar 21, 2000)
- 17: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Mar 21, 2000)
- 18: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Mar 22, 2000)
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