h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I want to be in the church of the true weevil.

Does this branch of the church have a Polygamist yet?

I would also like to bring to your attention a species of weevil I have noticed right here in my home, namely the Polk County Retrieving Weevil. I first became aware of these little guys when I began to realize that nothing under .25 of an ounce in weight ever stayed lost. There must be a way to harness Polk County Retrieving Weevils, that is, to train them, but I haven't figured it out yet.

Lil

Hello, Lil! Long time no see! Welcome to the church. Great weevil, by the way. I'll add it to the list right away.

You are now Asteroid Lil, Polygamist of the Church of the True Weevil. Don't forget to pick up your membership badge from the church page. It may not be the flashiest thing, but it will let everyone know that you're special.

Thanks, Nick. I'll make mention of it on my home page, which is going to receive a massive face lift any time soon. First I gotta have a look at ffMike's GuideDog, then organize my images.

So what are YOU going to do over the holidays? Shovel snow?

Lil

Oh, heavens, no. I live in Vancouver. It doesn't snow much here. It just rains all the time. Although it was very cold today, raining, with an icy wind, so it'll probably snow soon. I still don't have to shovel it, because I live in an apartment.

Had my birthday last week and that was fun. I'm only halfway through my christmas shopping, so I'd better get cracking soon. Perhaps there might just be a weevil to help me out. Are you aware of any indigenous shopping weevils?