h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

nah!! i have enough alcohol in me right now that it would not possibly be able to infect me
*holds up mistletoe and plants more christmas kisses*
monsy

On December 25, Loonytunes roused himself before noon. The day was as bright as genius; sunshine oiled his bare, barrel-shaped chest. His handsome cat at his side, Loonytunes decided on a stroll around his estate. The creek was at high tide but he could see through the sparkling waters and gaze upon the gambolling eels, the round oysters, the old trouts. Herons roosting on top of the mangroves caught his eye and returned his nod. "Morning," he called to them, but a passing jogger, a rich 24-year-old Swedish gymnast called Ava Meontoast, assumed his greeting was meant for her, and her heart leapt in her pert breast. She had always desired Loonytunes.

I hope everyone has as pleasant a Christmas as mine promises to be

oh my!!! now i can't work...you have done sidetracked my brain
monsy

Monsy, the full yarn lives here http://www.h2g2.com/A231599

hehe!! are you trying to keep me from doing any work at all??
going to see the full yarn now......
monsy

It is good that you have lots of alcohol. Where did you get it?

ermmmm...well, i got it from the alcohol fairy yea, that's it, the alcohol fairy
she sneaks in while i am sleeping and leaves it under my pillow
monsy

Watch out.. watch out.. there's a Greebo about... and she's wearing a jolly Santa hat.. with a sprig of mistletoe attached... Grin~

Just popped in to wish everyone a simple wonderful crimbo... ~grin~... hope you all get as many doughnuts as me... and then invite me around to help you eat them... ~very hopeful grin~

~BSK's all round~

Could you send her over to my place? I'm to lazy to go to the liquor store.

Merry Christmas and a very happy New Year to everyone at h2g2.
While we're celebrating, let's not forget those who suffer and cry out in anger and pain.

Adding my Merry Christmas greetings to all!! Hope it's a good one...


Myranya.

very good point Vex
question for the group..........random acts of kindness, do you practice this?? it is a great thing and takes very little to do
if everyone did one thing to help someone else there would be no sad faces at the holidays or any other time of the year
happy holidays to everyone
monsy

The next day.

Loony cries out in pain. My head hurts in random places

Before it's all over thought I'd add my greetings as I've managed to get my Dad on line to keep in touch over the holidays.

So Merry Chrismas One and All.

My head hurts in more than random places

from Zaphod 'two brains' Beeblebrox

I trust everyone had a good Christmas?