This voice is spooky, said the mouse,
It made me go and lock the house.
It frighteningly sounds like Hal.
Who's that then, asked I, pray, do tell.
It's a computer voice, she said,
And this one does sound just as bad.
She has a point, said EMR
Computer-esque it sounds from far.
Amiga's sound chip I recall,
Roymondo said, to top it all.
I second that, the Moonhogg said,
Sounds like the Commodore I had.
If I was to make a choice,
I'd vote for the other voice;
And if you need more evidence:
The female voice lacks confidence.
I like it, Skankyrich chimed in,
Let's vote and see which one will win.
It's weird but cute, commented Sho.
Oh well, I asked. So now I know.