h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A timely ejaculation.


Yes. The operation was testicle transplants. +3.



So now the all important question - WHY?

"If Charlie Greenhalgh, AKA "the New York Hustle" got three years for his kidneys (plural) he'd have gotten a lot less than 3 years....)"

He lived for another 20 years.....that's why he was rightly regarded as the greatest con man of his generation

For a bit of a laugh?

the winner had no balls........no

the winner was the only one with balls

the others had started to gain weight and had Moobs(man-boobs)

I'm sure they found it hysterical and not in the least bit sore...

The winner had no balls.

What about second place?

So now the all important question - WHY?


and the second most important question - WHOSE?

MONKEY NUTS!!!!!!

In 1923 the American secret service had already identified Adolph Hitler as a potential threat to world peace and had hatched a scheme to have him replaced by a double.

In the first instance volunteers had one testicle removed.

The earlier reference to a link with a silent movie was, of course, alluding to the fact that all the volunteers looked like Charlie Chaplin.

I now seem to be working towards Increasing General Ignorance.

Bull's balls. Or gazelle's

Didn't the snooker player Jimmy White want a snooker ball as a replacement for one of his testicles he lost to cancer?

The second placed had an odd number of balls.

*treading very carefully* (Me, not him)

What about them Taff?

I don't think Hitler was prominent in the early 1920s was he?

Actually there is an amusing anecdote involving a bullock and a british civill servant but I'll save that until the wind-up.

*treading very carefully* (Me, not him)


The second placed had an odd number of balls.

Yes DGI +1

How many? For points.

How many? For points.


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What about them Taff?


they were transplanting monkey nut into men and then giving them congugal visits to disprove darwin and his monkey/man theory

Correct.

Two were his own and one belonged to someone else.

That was the first (and arguably most) unusual thing about him, but assuming they were all wearing loose fitting shorts, what else meant you could pick him out from the crowd?

>they were transplanting monkey nut into men <

Yes they were. +3

Not in San Quentin though.

San Quentin had it's own specialised supply chain.

"San Quentin had it's own specialised supply chain."

They had a deal to buy the bits that even McDonalds wouldn't put in a burger.