A Conversation for How To Annoy People
General annoyances
TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Started conversation Dec 13, 1999
Sit next to someone you know and say their name over and over again loudly 1 inch away from their ear. For an hour.
General annoyances
TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Dec 13, 1999
Hum irritatingly whilst watchinmg a TV programme everone enjoys. Stop when someone looks at you. Start again when they look away.
General annoyances
TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Dec 14, 1999
Russian Roulette smoking.
Sneakily steal someone's fags, and then take about 1/2 an inch of baccy out of one (or more than one, if you have the time), and put in a couple of caps (you know, little paper explosive thing for toy guns). Then stuff the baccy back in with a match or something, replace it in the packet and sneakily return the fags. Then watch them eagerly and make bets with yourself whether when they light up the next one - Bang!
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Dec 14, 1999
You could even make it into a game. If everyone's in on it, then each person takes one and boom! One person gets a burnt face and has to buy a round, or something.
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General annoyances
- 1: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Dec 13, 1999)
- 2: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Dec 13, 1999)
- 3: Krunchy (Dec 14, 1999)
- 4: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Dec 14, 1999)
- 5: Krunchy (Dec 14, 1999)
- 6: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Dec 14, 1999)
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