A Conversation for How To Annoy People

Elevator Annoyances

Post 1

The Cheese

(on an elavator): If you and only one other person are on the elevator, tap that person on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.

(on an elevator): If you and only one other person are on the elevator, hum the first line of "It's a Small World" over and over.


Elevator Annoyances

Post 2

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

Make explosion noises whenever someone presses a button.


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