A Conversation for The Basil Brush Lover's Club
I want to be a Brushite!
BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Mar 10, 2004
you may be wondering why the word: "INITIATION" has appeared next to your name (If you're a member). It means you are in your Initiation period. To become a full-fledged member you must either do a good deed for the club or recruit two new members (members have to agree that you recruited them).
I want to be a Brushite!
T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Mar 10, 2004
Oi, what exactly have you done to not be in your initiation stage 
. I specifically didn't brutally dismember you for that poxy 1000 insult you call a contract on my life 
I want to be a Brushite!
BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Mar 10, 2004
Not good enough I'm afraid, it has to be for the club, not me.
As for me, well I founded it and I senselessly advertised it and got it 2 allies. Now what was it you've done TB?
I want to be a Brushite!
T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Mar 10, 2004
I put a notice/poster up in the League of H2G2 library telling people about it
I want to be a Brushite!
Watermusic Posted Mar 11, 2004
I am teaching another one of our dogs to do THE IMPRESSION - so all our visitors will be reminded of the greatness of THE BASIL!!!
Does that count?
I want to be a Brushite!
BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Mar 11, 2004
Watermusic, you have graduated from initation, congratulations *applause*
Of course, you now have to prove it to me that the dog can do a sufficiently life-like Basil impression
I want to be a Brushite!
Watermusic Posted Mar 11, 2004
Whufho! Whufho! Whufho! Headbang! Headbang! ? - Rossi
Whooo! Whooo! Whooo! (an octave lower) Pant (Big adoring eyes) Pant (Big adoring eyes)? - Drifta
Yip! Yip! Yip! Give paw. Give paw. ? - Poppy
I'm working on them! (Anyone have any spare dog biscuits?)
I want to be a Brushite!
BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Mar 12, 2004
They are good impressions. TB I charge you with paying for the dog biscuits, after a month of doing this vigilantly I shall remove your initiationship
I want to be a Brushite!
T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Mar 13, 2004
I already have tubs of dog biscuits, and assorted other treats. The leanto/utility room is like a frigging pet shop
I want to be a Brushite!
Watermusic Posted Mar 13, 2004
Right Ho! Ho! Ho!
If TB supplies them in bulk, I suggest that his initiation period is duly credited.
Boom! Boom!
I want to be a Brushite!
BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Mar 13, 2004
you are quite right, TB, your initiationship has been removed
I want to be a Brushite!
T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Mar 13, 2004
YAY! 
I want to be a Brushite!
BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Mar 13, 2004
your membership became void when you started posting threats of war upon this club, and of course when you tried to murder me.
I want to be a Brushite!
Khamsin Posted Mar 13, 2004
*steps out of the shadows*
I never threatoned war, just total elimination
and the attempts on your life at the time were warented as you had a price on your head
I want to be a Brushite!
BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Mar 13, 2004
meh, like I care. Watermusic, release the hounds...
I want to be a Brushite!
Khamsin Posted Mar 13, 2004
oh you mean those cute little dogs? I set them off on a fox hunt
I want to be a Brushite!
Watermusic Posted Mar 14, 2004
My Jack Russel Terrors (Thingite, pack of) are ideal for killing rats and cats.
They are fox friendly.
But....
You haven't taken into account the 17 stone English Mastiff I keep in the garden shed.
Her kennel name is "Don't eat the Daisies", but we call her JCB for short.
You don't want to hear her Basil Brush impression, as she tends to get carried away and it ends in CRUNCH! CRUNCH1
I want to be a Brushite!
Khamsin Posted Mar 14, 2004
I just remembered I have an appointment to tend to *slips into the shadows*
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- 42: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Mar 10, 2004)
- 43: BLT: Not dead - yet (Mar 10, 2004)
- 44: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Mar 10, 2004)
- 45: BLT: Not dead - yet (Mar 10, 2004)
- 46: Watermusic (Mar 11, 2004)
- 47: BLT: Not dead - yet (Mar 11, 2004)
- 48: Watermusic (Mar 11, 2004)
- 49: BLT: Not dead - yet (Mar 12, 2004)
- 50: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Mar 13, 2004)
- 51: Watermusic (Mar 13, 2004)
- 52: BLT: Not dead - yet (Mar 13, 2004)
- 53: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Mar 13, 2004)
- 54: Khamsin (Mar 13, 2004)
- 55: BLT: Not dead - yet (Mar 13, 2004)
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- 59: Watermusic (Mar 14, 2004)
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