h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Pain- nerv stimulus of an unpleasant nature
Pane- sheet of glass.

How about the triples

Beer, bare and bear

Hair, here and hare

Fare, fair and fear

Ware, where and wear

Two too to...
(A classic one, i know... )

And ones with two meanings but one spelling like Chair. Something to sit on and a person who controls a meeting. Cheers

hmm.. i had one of those too, but i've forgotten it now.

Maybe it was stare, or possibly stair, or even steer as in the animal and steer the vehicle

Wear, ware, were.

And where.

Where, Oh where, is the owner of this page?

Madmunk our gems are being overlooked. Let's pray someone will prey on them soon.

Nice one....
Yes, maybe someone will turn up soon....
But there are a lot of forums they have to get through....

...and then I checked out Anna's page and our names were up in lights.

Mortification = humiliation. Mortify = cause to feel shame

In lights??? i don't follow.... where?? what's happened?

http://www.h2g2.com/A220258

I hope the link hasn't got a flaw in it. If it has you will probably floor me.

AHA!
Woohoo, i'm all pleased now.

Ho Ho Um, Shall we send a flower instead of flour?

I think that would be advisable...
We shall sea about the sail....

Set Sale on the open See!

I haven't looked at any other homonym threads but, has anyone mentioned

pee and pea

know and no

knew and new

hymn and him

bear and bare

berry and bury

whole and hole

witch and which

two, too, and to

That's enough!

Luna

Ah well, late as usual.

Better late than never

The fare to be served up on my trip to the food fair next month will be fairly fearful I fear.
Luna it is all right to be late, alright?