A Conversation for Cellulite
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mrs. slartibartfast Started conversation Jun 20, 1999
i don't eat cream cakes. so that can't possibly be it.
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Jonny Zoom Posted Jun 22, 1999
I would question the assertion that it arrives in your early thirties, unless I'm older than I think I am. I read the other day that cellulite is NOT FAT but is in fact the physical manifestation of OESTROGEN POISONING. Which is an incredibly handy excuse and one I intend to use often.
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Jonny Zoom Posted Jun 23, 1999
Absolutely. Everyone should use this excuse. In fact I think all women are legitimately entitled to blame everything on oestrogen poisoning. I believe it is this same oestrogen poisoning that is causing male fish in our rivers to turn female. Women are walking biological weapons...must stop before I go off on feminist rant.
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