Cellulite

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A medically ambiguous term for the layer of fat that lives just below the skin, arrives in your early thirties and causes the thigh to look like a big old oblong orange. Cellulite is best observed from the warped vantage point from which women view themselves. Many believe it is an invention of the Create-A-Job Department of the Beauty Industry in order to up their employment numbers. This may well be true, but it is more likely that it is the result of too little exercise and too many cream cakes.

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