A Conversation for Cellulite

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Post 1

mrs. slartibartfast

i don't eat cream cakes. so that can't possibly be it.


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Post 2

Jonny Zoom

I would question the assertion that it arrives in your early thirties, unless I'm older than I think I am. I read the other day that cellulite is NOT FAT but is in fact the physical manifestation of OESTROGEN POISONING. Which is an incredibly handy excuse and one I intend to use often.


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Post 3

mrs. slartibartfast

sounds good to me. can i borrow that excuse?


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Post 4

Jonny Zoom

Absolutely. Everyone should use this excuse. In fact I think all women are legitimately entitled to blame everything on oestrogen poisoning. I believe it is this same oestrogen poisoning that is causing male fish in our rivers to turn female. Women are walking biological weapons...must stop before I go off on feminist rant.


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