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Excuse me, all my neighbours are dead.
Realistic Dragon Started conversation Apr 21, 2002
I reactivated my account (woohoo) after 3 years of slacking off in an attempt to get voted the laziest guide researcher ever. I was so lazy in fact that I forgot to enter myself into the competition, which was just as well as then I would have discovered that I was too lazy to set one up in the first place.
The first thing I did when I got back (other than correct some of my more embarrising spelling mistakes - where is the spell checker please?) was go round for a quick chat with my neighbours only to find out that *they had both died and no one had noticed!*
Anyway, since researchers U52135 and U52137 are currently decaying in a corner somewhere, probably lost amongst the mountain of bad jokes, can I request some new (and vibrant) neighbours please? Even better, permission to knock through the walls and create a bigger space, mine does not have enough room for both an olympic sized pool and a tennis court, a situation I find most disgraceful.
Yours Hopefully
A. Wishful
Excuse me, all my neighbours are dead.
Tefkat Posted Apr 21, 2002
While you're getting your building work done you're welcome to come and stay in the cathouse (A601606) if you like. 
There's a dragonhouse somewhere but I'll have to search for the address.
Back shortly...
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HappyDude Posted Apr 21, 2002
and feel free to pop over to the palace anytime 
Excuse me, all my neighbours are dead.
Realistic Dragon Posted Apr 21, 2002
Ah, unfortunatly this is a dragon with a realistic outlook, who does not believe in mythical creatures like Dragons.
Excuse me, all my neighbours are dead.
Tefkat Posted Apr 21, 2002
And you've never wanted to visit a cathouse? 
Excuse me, all my neighbours are dead.
Realistic Dragon Posted Apr 21, 2002
Maybe to grab a quick snack ;o)
Excuse me, all my neighbours are dead.
Realistic Dragon Posted Apr 21, 2002
I hope not, as I cant speak the language. That would prove to be interesting.
Excuse me, all my neighbours are dead.
Tefkat Posted Apr 21, 2002
You just like eating pussies then?
(I only asked about your nationality because a Frenchman upset me a great deal about 30 years ago by telling me they ate in France. 
)
Excuse me, all my neighbours are dead.
Hamish the Dingo (Keeper Of Bert The Semi-Stunned Albatross, Evil Scheming Plans And Childish Rude Noises) Posted Jul 10, 2002
*sobs, as unfortunately he can't get a 
to chase a in a comical marquee stylee*
Excuse me, all my neighbours are dead.
Hamish the Dingo (Keeper Of Bert The Semi-Stunned Albatross, Evil Scheming Plans And Childish Rude Noises) Posted Jul 10, 2002
*sobs*
Excuse me, all my neighbours are dead.
Tefkat Posted Jul 10, 2002
There there. 
Would you like this squashed 
I found on the road three days ago?
Excuse me, all my neighbours are dead.
Tonsil Revenge (PG) Posted Jul 11, 2002
So Happy Together! 
Here, puppy!
Excuse me, all my neighbours are dead.
Hamish the Dingo (Keeper Of Bert The Semi-Stunned Albatross, Evil Scheming Plans And Childish Rude Noises) Posted Jul 11, 2002
*runs off screaming (Oh, i mean whimpering of course)*
*waits a while*
*peers round the corner*
*returns 
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