h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I heard that Corrupt !

*Corrupt smiles and whispers something to Wolfie. He smiles and doubles his efforts at attacking the door*

Thanks a ton, Red! Come on, NYC!

*She yanks NYC away from the scene and starts opening some other doors*

Hey ! Hey ! Hey !!!

Hmmmmmmpph

*decides on a different approach*

Hey Wolfie, from one canine to another, there's some juicy humans not that far away from here and much easier to get at than trying to scratch your way through a solid oak door. What about pack loyalty and all that eh ? Shall we say Pals and you let me out of here Bro'

*Red Dogs Holo-projector pages him, due to an incoming call*

[Wolfie smashes throught the door and lunges at Red Dog.]

*Red Dogs Holo-projector gets knocked to the floor, answering the call*

Holo-Justin: "Hey, hi... We just found this Vlad guy in the west wing... he says he can help us... What do you reckon?

*Holo-Justin Notices Wolfie*
*Turns to wolfie*

Holo-Justin: "Hey! What on earth are you doing here? Aren't you meant to be in the forest? Remember? You've got the 'Little Red Riding Hood' job to do still... and after that, the 'Three Little Pigs'... Jeez... Talk about bad planning... now Shoo!?

*Turns Back to Red Dog*
Holo-Justin: "So yeah, do you reckon we trust this guy or not?"

*running around the room a bit like a girlie trying to outpace Wolfie*

I'm ..... a ..... bit ..... busy ..... right ..... now ..... Justin ..... can ..... it ..... wait ..... ?

Wolfie isn't a wolf, he merely has a face that reminds people of one. Argh.


[Wolfie] [chasing] Grrr!! I'll destroy you! And you don't have enough skill with that wooden stake to defeat me! You don't even know where my heart is!

*still around *

What ..... will ..... you ..... do ...... death-breath ? ..... huff ..... and ..... puff ..... my ..... house ..... down .....


You've ..... got ..... to ..... catch ..... me ..... first .....

[Wolfie] [increasing in speed] Arrghh, I'm not a frickin' wolf! I'm a program that by an astonishing coincidence can only be killed by silver or by wooden stakes *-- uh ... I mean, forget that!!

*sprints faster and starts throwing splinters at Wolfie*

Take ..... that ..... dogboy .....

[Corrupt] (over her shoulder) By the way, Wolfie, you wouldn't happen to know where the Keymaker is, wouldja? That'd help us out immensely, and then nobody'd be threatening you with *cough* wooden stakes or anything. NYC, put down the stake.

*NYC pouts*

[NYC] Awwwww... can't I have any fun?

[Corrupt] NO. Not until we find that evil Affy.

[NYC] Nuts.

*He throws the stake at the wall, which gets nicely embedded a good few inches in.*

[Corrupt] So how 'bout it, Wolfie?

*NYC thinks better of losing his stake /before/ the wolfie conceded to anything, and subsequently tries to pry the stake out from the wall - to little success*

[Wolfie] Um, no, I'm much more interested in tearing indruders, i.e. you, limb from limb.

Oooooo...kay...

*starts prying at the stake, soon gives up*

Ooooh.

*looks at NYC*

Best get outta here, ya think?

*RD suddenly comes to an immediate emergency halt, pirouettes 180 degrees and holds out the wooden stake he obtained from the chair infront of him. Wolfie rushes towards the stake ... can he stop himself in time ?*

Come to Daddy Poodle features

[Wolfie makes a gargling noise, and falls onto his back, dead, the stake in his chest. Another stake immediately appears in Red Dog's hand.]

*NYC, feet firmly planted on wall and both hands on stake, gawks at the dead wolfie. He lets go of the stake-in-the-wall and falls to the floor*

[NYC] You... you killed our only lead!

...

Ahh, well. I'm all for senseless killing. Let's keep lookin'.

*NYC plods down to the far end of the corridor*

Hey waddaya know I got him

after NYC to the end of the corridor.

*opens random door, pokes head in*

Hellooooooooo?