h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, Cadet Fish did fiddle with my camera after I sent the photoes of you to my computer.

Then what's that lit cigar doing in his mouth?

*turns to charlie who quite blatantly isn't smoking*

What lit cigar? I think you're halucinating

*Puts lit cigar in Charlies mouth.*

That one.

*pulls out lit cigar quickly*

don't do that, he's given up smoking. Do you want him to start him off again?

Fine, but no more smoking.

*smokes the lit cigar GB put in Charlie's mouth*

Sho' thing boss

OK then.

*Goes away and cals the police.*

*sits back in the arm chair*

*does the crossword puzzle*

*Outside the library, Ben presses a button that cause the cigar in TBs mouth to explode.*

*shakes ashes out of his hair and continues crossword puzzle*

*Looks at what's left of the cigar and gets onr of his own out and lights it*

*Sprinkler system activates and puts out TBs cigar.

*which, due to it being an amazing new brand of waterproof cigar relights it's self*

*is rather because the sprinkler water made the crossword ink run*

*takes out a gun and shoots the fire-prevention system*

*the sprinkler stops*

GUNSHOT DETECTED!

*Robots come of of the wall and start to beat Mr C with trunchions.*

*wonders who in hell put the sprinkler system and the mutant killer robots in*

Right that's it

*deactivates robots*

This is a library, and some of us are trying to have a quiet read and a smoke, would people PLEASE KEEP THE -ING NOISE DOWN!!!!!

No! </>

Right, I gave you fair warning

*shoots GB in the foot*

and if you so much as whisper a sound/cry of distress and/pain I shall shoot you in the other foot, and then the hands, and then the elbows and then the knees and so on untill you learn