A Conversation for The League of H2G2

The Armoury

Post 1

Almighty Bob, God of ludicrous over acting, suicidal telephone operators + the inability to cook a omelett without breaking eggs

*room full of based weaponary*

Well? what are you waiting for, a formal invitation? lets arm ourselves to the teeth with 's and get and defend the site!!!

For Bob, H2G2 and a hard boiled egg!!!

Death or (more preferably) Glory!!!


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Post 2

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

I don't think we're at war with anybody yet, but here's the patent to my patented tomato machine-gun. Give it to all who are prepared to defend hootoo!


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Post 3

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

*Picks up a General Electric smiley - tomato-MiniGun like the one Blaine used in Predator... for use behind the bar*

smiley - peacedove


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Post 4

Almighty Bob, God of ludicrous over acting, suicidal telephone operators + the inability to cook a omelett without breaking eggs

Hey, youv'e got to sign it out first, you can't just take stuff or poeple who arn't members could take stuff.


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Post 5

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

*Signs in triplicate*

smiley - peacedove


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Post 6

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

Blaine had a smiley - tomato-minigun in Preditor? Most have stolen the idea from me!


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Post 7

Almighty Bob, God of ludicrous over acting, suicidal telephone operators + the inability to cook a omelett without breaking eggs

just be carful with the smiley - tomato Grenades


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Post 8

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

I'll use the smiley - flan claymors - less of a risk with those babies...
smiley - peacedove


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Post 9

Almighty Bob, God of ludicrous over acting, suicidal telephone operators + the inability to cook a omelett without breaking eggs

any ideas for new forms of weaponary?

post'em here.


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Post 10

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

Exploding Cows?

smiley - peacedove<


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Post 11

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

Killephants?


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Post 12

Almighty Bob, God of ludicrous over acting, suicidal telephone operators + the inability to cook a omelett without breaking eggs

how about a sharpend banana boomerang lancher.


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Post 13

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

Now that's just silly!

smiley - peacedove


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Post 14

BLT: Not dead - yet

I'd like to sign out one standard issue Semi-Automatic Spork with smiley - tomato modifications


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Post 15

Almighty Bob, God of ludicrous over acting, suicidal telephone operators + the inability to cook a omelett without breaking eggs

smiley - cry


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Post 16

Almighty Bob, God of ludicrous over acting, suicidal telephone operators + the inability to cook a omelett without breaking eggs

be careful with her!!

smiley - cry *sniffle*


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Post 17

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

smiley - towel

smiley - peacedove


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Post 18

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

You sure are brave Bob. smiley - brave


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Post 19

Almighty Bob, God of ludicrous over acting, suicidal telephone operators + the inability to cook a omelett without breaking eggs

a Bobs gotta do what a Bobs gotta do!!


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Post 20

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

Like makeing omeletts?


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