A Conversation for Jedi Academy: Dagobah

Dagobah Swamp

Post 1

The Jedi Council

Everywhere is swamp. There a solid mud causeway which support trees and wildlife is abundant.

It's easy to lose a starfighter in what appears to be solid ground.


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Post 2

[...]

*A hooded Dark Force Master meditates in his exile, on a solid land mass, preparing plans that will require a new apprentice since the death of the Rodian*


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Post 3

[...]

*trains with golden-red lightsaber*


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Post 4

[...]

*finishes and spins around, climbing into a converted craft of X-wing and Imperial shuttle parts.*


*it rises and takes off, leaving orbit*


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Post 5

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

*a non-descript blockade runner comes in, hovering a meter or so above the swamp*


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Post 6

Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ?



*is on ship*


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Post 7

Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ?

*paces up and down on the ship*



Why are we on Degobah? Is this some sort of underlying plan? Like Annat's? To freak me out at Alderaan, what's the purpose of Degobah?


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Post 8

Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ?


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Post 9

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs



The answers will be smiley - weird REVEALED!

*opens a hatch at the bottom of the ship and drops out*


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Post 10

Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ?

Fine, don't tell me...

*drops down hatch after him*

*looks around*

Eurrgghhh, this place is a dump.


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Post 11

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Stretch out with your feelings. What do you sense?


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Post 12

Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ?



Uhhh.... Nothing...

*looks around nervously*

There's nothing here.

It's just a huge big swamp of a place.


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Post 13

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

*sighs*

Look around. What do you see?


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Post 14

Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ?

A swamp. A big, murky, ugly, smelly, disgusting swamp.


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Post 15

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Define swamp for me please?


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Post 16

Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ?

*kicks at ground*

This. A big desolate area with too much humidity and strange plant life and not enough of anything else.


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Post 17

Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ?

Is this sposed to be a lesson on defining natural landscapes and areas of planets?


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Post 18

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Ah, plant life. LIFE. There is LIFE here! Living, metabolising, multiplying life! With it's own place in the Force! It's own presence! Stretch out with your feelings, and FEEL that LIFE!


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Post 19

Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ?

Why? It's just some plants...

*fidgets nervously*


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Post 20

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Are you sure?


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