h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Traveller in Time on his head
"How can one ever be bored on HooToo?

They manage to create such amounts of inspiring backlog each day, I only manage to produce a fraction of the entries that come up.

Some three projects are waiting for some attention, some research has to be done.
No, I do not know how to get bored down here."

*opens the box*

I have to agre with you traveler, it should be imposable for someone to be board, I mean.. if theres absloutly nothing else to do theres always the random improbability drive... for those dareing enough that is

*inside the box is a set of match his'n'her cuff links that are little speedometers*

how very... unique,
thank you so very much

So, where is this randomn improbability drive?

Traveller in Time on his head
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*comes out from under the table with enough vodka to kill a person*

Someone should clean the bottom of that table...

*realises I haven't given you a gift yet* Erm... uhh.... *deicdes I can spare a few bottles of vodka, then pulls a piece of material out of nowhere and uses it to tie a pretty bow around 3 of the bottles*

Say it with alcohol. *smiles in a very odd way that sort of hints that I may have helped myself to a few drinks while I was under the table*

*hands the vodka to Anthea*

*rolls eyes*

The calibre of the clientele here has really gone downhill...

*is thinking of opening an h2g2 weddings service, having conducted one and planning another*

good idea Joe C

*wakes up*

Where am I?

*realizes where he is*

Oh No. Not Again.

what do you mean not again?

Yeah, what -do- you mean not again? *is kind of confused*

ah well...
you know what we forgot..
there should be a cake,
A really really big special cake...

I think there's still one in the assasins bar, with only one small-ish hole in the bottom

Can I add eadable to that list...

I think Traveller in Time brought one... any of it left?

* in extremely late and flustered*

Crumbs, totally missed the ceremony and, I expect, the speeches and the nosh. Dear oh dear. Is there anyone still here or have the happy couple been whisked away on honeymoon?

If anyone's still around, can you tell me where to send their Wedding Prezzie? It's something I bought them for when hootoo goes a bit squiffy (as can happen occasionally)- it's a jigsaw of Lady Scott's Adoption Centre - look, you can see the house and the lane and all the cottages and if you look very closely...all of us!

Jules (better late than never and is there a spare sausage roll?)

Oh, Anthea, glad I caught you, here you go - enjoy!

Jules