h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi Bluebottle, How long does it usually take for the doughnuts to cook and get delivered here? I'm going to have to start snacking if I don't get one soon. I liked all your smileys by the way and found your invitation to commit suicide almost irresistible.

Well Salamander, the doughnuts are cooked and delivered instantaneoulsy if either Eomando or Joanna are here - if not, we wait until they show up, whenever that is. It usually isn't that long, though. You could try ordering an ice-cream from: http://www.h2g2.com/F44378?thread=64443 if you're very hungry - you can never have too much puddings, I find. :-)

Ok Bluebottle, I've been over to the icecream stall. Now I'm really hungry. Since my hunger isn't of the virtual variety, I'm going to have to murder a pizza. I hope you're satisfied. . . . poor ol' pizza!

Sorry for the slow service, my 'puters being meany...

*hands over requested donuts.... well, almost*

Oh lovely. Thank you very much. I've reduced a pizza to it's (uhh well, actually, you'd probably rather not know what I've done to that poor innocent pizza). Now I'm ready for my pud and these doughnuts will do nicely.

*the holographic projector still to be found on the table lights up*
Good day to all! I would like to announce the completion of my new Website, The Big C Domain!
It's still in the trial stages, and any comments on things like typos and the like would be very much appreciated!
Please go and see it at:
[Broken link removed by Moderator]
Toodlepip!
Oh yeah, VOTE FOR ME, by the way, since I'm running for Virtual Prez and the like!
*hologram fades*

*tries not to think about Pizza, & misses her weekly alternative to Sunday Tea at college*

Good job that writing's much too small to read; this is mt sandcastle's apolitical donut stall...



Catch you later!

You spelled "forums" (or should that be fora?) "foums" Mr C. I expect you did that deliberately to see if I would spot the deliberate error.

There was something about a "mod half-life" - what's one of them then?

How do you avoid thinking about pizza? Do you have a self-hypnosis technique? Perhaps I could transfer my fixation from pizza to doughnuts with a little practise.

I always avoid thinking of pizzas - I dislike them extremely strongly.

*hands over a honey donut, magically, 'cause she isn't really here*

My friend and I went to pizza hut the other day.... but only for the icecream factory desert! I do like pizza... but I can't afford it at the moment....

*Would thank Joanna for the doughnut, but can't as she isn't here*

Here Joanna, have this virtual pizza. Consider it a gift. No virtual payment required.

A Bluebottle who doesn't like pizza - well, I find that hard to believe! Very unbluebottle-like behaviour. Very fussy. I've never met a choosey Bluebottle before.

I'm not fussy. Just let me eat honey sandwhiches every day for the rest of my life and I'll be happy.

*new hologram appears*
In answer to your questions Salamander, yes, I've already had a few people point out that little typo, but thanks anyway!
And as for the Half-Life mod...well...I'll keep that under wraps until I release the site...

*has an IWA to make up for donut withdrawl..*

Honey sandwiches: packed with energy for small busy creatures. Can't fault it. Your diet sounds sound, for a Bluebottle!

Well, I'm happy with it, Salamander.

*hands over a honey donut, & enjoys the fact that she didn't have to type &latest=1 into the browser*

Thanks Joanna - although I always used "&show=1000" so I could read everything a lot better.