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Its a Heisenburg Uncertainty Donut.... theres no way of knowing what flavour it'll be until you bite into it...

*hands over donut*

eat and enjoy...


If I do work now, I can go to the movie tonight...

*relieves the Heisenberg Donut of it's state of uncertainty*
*finds it's taste superb but still does not know what kind it is*
*takes advantage of the sign to find out*

*Finally gets round to posting at the stall just to see Joanna going...*

*hands over one of every donut to Mrgrunt*

You're welcome, E...

(if you're wondering why I'm saying this, you thanked me for something somewhere above... )

I'd like a Surprise donut & a cup of tea, please...

Here you go...

*hands over the surprise-donut-making-kit otherwise known as the HUD & a cup of tea *

Hi E. can I have a custard filled fudge topped doughnut please

Thanks...

*takes a big bite... Realises the bite was perhaps a little *too* big, as the HUD turns out to contain big amounts of ice-cream... Drinks a bit of tea to make up for the cold... *

custard filled fudge-topped donut...custard filled fudge-topped donut...custard filled fudge-topped donut...custard filled fudge-topped donut...custard filled fudge-topped donut...

OK...I think I can remember that...

*returns with a custard filled fudge-topped donut...*

There you go

...and here I go by the looks of things... Otherwise I'l be murdered for tying up the phone line for too long...

Drat just missed I need a break up recovery DN and fast.

Thanks E. Sorry I was distracted for while there.

*Enters, beaming*

Greetings, all. Now, let's see . . . what to order . . .

*Picks up a HUD, a Mobius Strip Donut, and a DNA. Then takes a Science Site Special*

I have something to eat, and some donuts to model my next invention on. Later!

*Teleports out*

I'm wowed by your amazing selection, Joanna. Please may I have S3.

And an expresso please

*hands over S3 and c(~)*

Eat and enjoy Welcome to the stall, btw.

A new DN convert.

Anything for a broken heart there Joanna.

For a broken heart?

*HUGS*?

*hands over a chocolate supreme*

Thanks Joanna.

*DD is starting to fell better Poetry therapy and all*

That should of course be feel better. I've already fallen at the F&F.

I know... I sit in the corner and see all...

*HUGS*

*HUGS*

Have they got around to making me that coffee yet*