h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Its all so impressive! The donuts, the customers and the speed with which a stall becomes impossible to load
So get your donuts here....
.... read the menu:
http://www.h2g2.com/A254378
Uncertain what to choose?
Ask Eomando (deputy donut seller extrodinaire) or me (donut seller extrodinaire) to get you a surprise donut

Joanna
(Drinks, most noteably coffee, supplied by the Aroma Café... http://www.h2g2.com/A202924 )

there appears to be an anomaly in here...no, that would just be me

and I'm first here (I think)!!

Can I have a plain ring donut please, someone?

Haha, nice one, you've moved! Cheers for that message. Right, what shall we talk about now we've got all this space (taking into acount that I'm going to leave again in a bit)? Oh, got any GG's left?

*hands over ring donut*

Eat and enjoy, Tatty!

Sorry, BigC
*hands over GG*
The dreaded Symlpost monster strikes again...

Pops up wherever it can, ay? A bit like that, oh what is it, Ampton fellow Affy's after. Who or what is that?

Ampton is a very small engineer, who originally put in the cablecar up to the top of Mt. Sandcastle. I believe he now works for Crater Labs...

Oh really? And what sort of evil organisation are Crater Labs? Do they make fish paste!!!!!!!??
*starts shivering again*

Good question BigC and thanks for that donut Jo, delicious as always

Alright, I've no idea why it came out fish paste flavoured... visit Affy & ask him... sorry I can't remember his user number... anyway,
I've gotta go
C U l8r!

Actually, I was just thinking. The only place I've been around here is this stall (nothing wrong with that of course). I really ought to take in the sights. Tell me, is there a forum at the top of Mt. Sancastle? I'd love to see the view, whilst munching on a box of donuts of course.

I dunno about that...

OK, slight bit of Symlpost there. Bye Joanna, cheers for the donut!
Right, what to do now?

Right, I can see that this conversation is going to be full of Symlposts, and it's time I was going anyway. I'm outta this dive. CU all tomorrow!

Okay, I should explain Ampton. He didn't help put up the cablecar, unless he did it of his own while I wasn't looking. He came around shortly after the now infamous "Temporal Travel/UFO" episodes here at the Stall. I built Ampton from the remains of the crashed UFO, and he performed obediently as a friend and worker robot at the Crater left by the UFO, which I have now renamed Crater LAbs, Inc., and it's where I build all of my ridiculous stuff, such as the Pan-Dimensional Channel Changer. Anyway, ever since a donut went down the wrong 'tube', so to speak, Ampton has been increasingly more of a free agent in how he acts, often going into breakdance mode.

He means no harm. He just wants to annoy me and have a good time. I dare say, he's doing a great job. Anyway, you can find out more about Ampton if you go to Crater Labs, Inc., where our motto for the week (until I get around to changing it) is "Explosions Build Character"!

This has been a pre-recorded message, left by Afgncaap5, Holistic Detective, in the event that anyone asks about Ampton. Now, please go back to eating donuts. Have a nice day!

*gets herself a Snow Rainbow*

*listens to Affy's message and remembers his time travel exploits*

*Wanders in*

Ah, for the days when life was as simple as temporal-mechanics, and Neutrino Bust Injectors were as easy to reproduce as Brownian Motion. Yes. Oh, I just want to alert everyone that Ampton has been found, and the PDCC has been recovered with only a minor amount of extra chaos around h2g2!

*Helps himself to a donut to celebrate*

*Grabs doughnuts and mentions having to change links again.*

(reminds everyone that it is not *her* fault that the stall becomes unloadable...)

*Reminds people that didn't moan, merely mentioned. Asks for a honey doughnut*