h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's probably heading down your way BB, but it might have turned to rain by the time it reaches you. This was at 7:00 a.m. BST and it was very wet snow

*takes an IWA for 11'ses... but I'm not running up our phonebill..... honestly...*

*Sees IWA disappear but is not quite sure where it went *

Do I get a honey doughnut?

*hands over honey donut to BB...(don't worry, I only come online for about 5 mins each time)*

And everyone's welcome to serve themselves....

Okay, self-service. TENNIS!!!!!!!!!!
*Bluebottle serves, and the ball is returned by...

BluesSlider, with a searching forehand into the backhand court

LUNCHTIME

*DD who is well north of Hampshire where it was colder the Reyjavik and Moscow last night is upset that there was no snow here this morning. And all we got yesterday evening were hailstones. *

In honour of Bluebottle's return. A Blueberry and Strawberry Jam Doughnut is taken.

Typical... And I was hoping for an ACE...

LOL, sorry BB, all you got was a plain old Researcher

Oh well, you're Love-15.
Now for my second serve....
*Hits the ball straight to BluesSlider - is it an Ace???*

You hit it straight to me My only response can be a double-handed topspin back-hand to your forehand court.

(Hint, try putting the next one down the centre line )

*BS grabs a P&M doughnut before facing the next serve.*

*DD tries to find a safe vantage point ot watch the match*

*Bluebottle manages to hit this one back, but it heads straight for BluesSlider again.*

*BluesSlider comes in for the backhand volley to the back-hand court*

*BB hits it back with that tennis bat thing... He never did know that much about Tennis or play it that much.*

*BS makes a lunging dive but fails to make contact.*
15 All. Best call it quits before Joanna realises we've been playing tennis in her stall

We're in the news today oh boy.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/northern_ireland/newsid_701000/701123.stm

*Looks around at the deserted stall. Sighs.*

Well, I haven't had a doughnut in ages and I need my fix. I think I'll try one of those new doughnut-in-doughnuts.

*Takes toffee/honey EBA out of freezer and thaws it in microwave. Takes mobius doughnut and tries to stuff it into the EBA. Ice cream splatters on the counter and floor and the EBA is unrecognizable. Eats it anyway.*

Must be some trick to making these things.

*Mops up mess on floor.*

*makes GL a mobius in EBA donut*
Eat and enjoy...
And you were lucky I wasn't here during the day, and therefore was unable to see you playing Tennis... People may have been cursed...

*removes *