h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Fiend, Fiend - watch the language!!!

*Puts "Photograph" by Def Leppard on the jukebox*

*Sits down in triumph as it has taken years and years to get here thanks to the dreaded college network*

WHO WATCHES THE 6 nations? has anybody notice that the Ireland game is on sunday rathr than tomooorw? I WONDER!

hey kids

just popped in to say hi. wow. a week is a long time in the life of a virtual donut stall....
can someone sort me out with a caffeine donut? or any sort of stimulant?
otherwise i seriously doubt i am going to be able to muster the concentration necessary to get back to work.
oh yeah. happy st pat's day all/.

take it ea

Hey Faris

It's self service at the moment but let me get your caffeine doughnut while I'm fixing my own Paprika Mozarella

If the Ireland came were on tomorrow nobody would be able to turn up at Landsdowne Road, we are at home aren't we, sorry too much alkyhol.

Happy St. Patty's.

Happy happy.
So, do we get Shamrock Doughnuts?
Cork Doughnuts?
Leprachaun doughnuts?

Green doughnuts. Green means GO.

In honour of St. Patrick's Day, could I have an EBA filled with mint chocolate chip ice cream (you know, the greeen kind) please. Oh, wait - it's self serve. Um ... well, maybe later.

*Takes mobius doughnut, puts on some green sprinkles and leaves thank-you note*

Does anybody remember Fiend? Yay/nay? Anyway, I return to college just now, to realise that I was unable un able to enter h2g2, I wasnt too please, but though nothing of it, until I read what that W----- had just wriiten! No that my rant and rave is over I will begin plotting

Hello its your everyones best friend Raven. Ok I see there is a lot of angry people over this Fiend person.
Well you will all be glad to know that TEAM POKE declares web war on this freak. His internet experiance
will be seriously unplesent. Maybe his computer might not work any more lol. Well Lets just say TEAM POKE
is a force to be recond with. And if you really find someone irratating just call TEAM POKE and we will assist.

This is the Team Poke Death chant for Fiend aka Sam

Put your left foot in your left foot out, in out, in out, in out, Kick Fiends about.
Do the Hokey Pokey and swing him around that's what it's all about!
Oh do the Hokey Pokey, Oh do the Hokey Pokey, Oh do the Hokey Pokey,
In out, in out, in out, Kick Fiend about.

Put your right fist in your right fist out, in out, in out, in out, knock Fiends about.
Do the Hokey Pokey and kick him around that's what it's all about!
Oh do the Hokey Pokey, Oh do the Hokey Pokey, Oh do the Hokey Pokey,
In out, in out, in out, Knock Fiend out.

Put your flick knife in your flick knife out, in out, in out, in out, cut Fiend up.
Do the Hokey Pokey and kick him about that's what it's all about!
Oh do the Hokey Pokey, Oh do the Hokey Pokey, Oh do the Hokey Pokey,
In out, in out, in out, cut Fiend the t**t.

Would you guys like to take your college squabble elsewhere or order a doughnut? This is a doughnut stall after all

Yes, this is a donut stall...

And I'd much rather serve donuts than read your plots...

Donuts anyone...?

*helps self to toffee EBA*

*E also has a toffee EBA because Joanna mentioning them made her think about them...*

Hi Joanna.

Hi, E, I'm back in Manchester now... with a nice slow connection....
I guess I'll be tempted to move the stall soon...

*Suprised that this is the first time his request for a doughnut has been ignored*
*Also very drunk on Guinness*
Pleash could I haf a dunnnut?

*hands over a donut*

Fankoo Joanna
*Decides to dance a merry jig*
Thanks Jo, night!
*tippity taps his way out the door and down the mountain*