h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

In Order, as far as I can remember:

Bluebottle
Bluebottle †
Bluebottle who is, apparently, a cheap Brighton hotel
Bluebottle (JACK OF CLUBS)
Bluebottle (Who thinks there should be more oak trees in England)
Bluebottle (who is advertising The Cheese's Ticket Office and KimotoCat's Counselling)
Bluebottle (who has finally finished his criminology essay Na na Na-na NAH)
Bluebottle (has everyone seen the new smilies on my page?)
Bluebottle (it's spelt "doughnuts")
Bluebottle (it's spelt "it's")
Bluebottle (who wants to know how to get a Babel fish in the 1980s text adventure game)
Bluebottle (who loves the 1980s text adventure game)
Bluebottle (it's George Harrison's 57th Birthday today!)
Bluebottle (make trees, not war)
Bluebottle (Eomando is searching for Viola players)

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Drats! missed out
Bluebottle (ACE 2b)

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I remember them all from (JACK OF CLUBS) on... I remember reading one of your posts explaining why you were, and I wondered where you were...
Way back weeks ago, when I first joined
*eats IWA contemplatively*

Oops! I also forgot:
Bluebottle (who is currently enjoying a fish)

Donut anyone???
Did you get my last email?

Indeed I did get your last mail, and I replied too...
So expect it between 2 and 24 hours, if current e-mailing services are anything to go by
So, which post was that, way back when?
And I never asked you - how did you end up on the beach anyway?

I first came to the beach 2 months ago!
I plucked up the courage to join in "suntan" and haven't regretted it.

I'm glad about that!
I think I started "Sun tan" on the day I left uni for the winter so I wasn't in it much. Was it your first posting, then?

I think the first thing was a journal entry, then a reply to Ossario T'an the first person to welcome me
I don't remember how I found the beach.. probably followed someone
I went to the F&F all by myself.

LOOK! The donut stall is on the front page!!!!

Indeed you are
And the beach is mentioned too.
As is Peregrin's Shaving article (co-written)

Donut, Blue?

Thanks!
Not many people here today, are there?

Thanks Joanna, oops - just dripped melted chocolate down my front. The perils of hot virtual sunshine. Happens to me with ice-cream too. Ah well.

No...
*eats chocolate DNA*

I may go soon,
Doesn't seem busy enough to hang around.

*Wanders in*

Hello, all. Can I have a chocolate DNA please? Oh, is BS here? The fish cloner is ready.

*Begins looking at list of people who want the snow cannon to be used.*

*hands over DNA*

Blue, wait a bit for me to reply to your mail... I got one from yahoo and simeon... yahoo beat simeon by a minute.

*Takes DNA. Munches*

Thanks. Can you believe that there isn't a single order to be filled for shooting a 40 ton snowball? I mean, you'd think this would be a bigger buisiness.

*Tinkers on wristwatch*

Maybe its time I update my page . . . I'll be back! Later!

*Materializes away*

*Stares into empty space where afgncaap5 was a moment ago... can't get used to the dematerialising thing...*
*Is secretly glad there are no more orders at the moment, is beginning to think that hearing the Ride of the Valkyries again may send her madder*
*Eats an uncertainty donut, turns out to be peach flavoured. Mmmmm*