h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Very sorry, but I've got to go...I've just been given a very nasty look off my mam for being on here for so long...

Byeeeeee

Bye E. Oh dear and Joanna's away for the weekend.

*DD props up counter with a hot chocolate and S16 and watches the world go by*

*Walks in, followed by a nervous Ampton.*

Okay, Ampton, first lesson of slam dancing. Oh, and please don't loose Ampton. I went into a nervous breakdown the last time.

Can I have an EBA, please? Or is it self service?

*Wonders when someone will request to blast a particular forum with the snow cannon*

*Starts to slam dance, with ampton matching every move*
Hey, you pick up fast!
*Continues to boogie*
Besides, it wasn't my fault that ampton started break dancing, you said yourself that doughnuts may mess up his circuitry.
*Starts to spin on the floor*
*Ampton joins him in a syncronous climax to the slam dance*
Still, no harm done, I mean it can only be a good thing knowing how to slam dance, can't it?

Well thanks for letting me teach ampton to slam dance. If he want's to learn any other style of dancing let me know. OK?
Gotta go know, Night everybody!
*Opens secret compartment in jukebox and climbs in*

I did not have to search that long within the menu, first choice is the best choice:

I'd love to have a S3 donut, Joanna. Please can I have one ?

thanks,
steven

Sorry I took so long....I've only just gotten back on-line.

*hands over S3*

Eat & Eanjoy

*Jumps out of jukebox and finishes with a little breakdance*
Morning E!!
I don't if its the fact that i'm getting a sugar rush from the doughnuts or whether its half-term, but i'm feelnig great!!!
*Puts 'Single handed Sailor' by dire straits on the jukebox and decides to air guitar*

LOL

Do you want a donut?

I'll have a dougnut and a lorra coffee please. I've just done a big favour for mike A and need to recharge.

OK, so what kind of donut?
...And do you want coffee you can stand a spoon in or not...?

I would like a coffee that can DISSOLVE spoons please E.
I've just written a lyric archive for Genesis and they've done about 20 albums with about 15 tracks on each one.
The early ones are a pain 'cos they are written like plays
*goes over to jukebox and puts 'Suppers Ready' on*
This track will go on for about 35 mins

Take a look if you like, you can also tell mike A about your top 5 guitarists as well.
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=32872&thread=38685

Sounds like it took you a while...

*E holds a cup of coffee at arms length and drops in an experimental spoon...it fizzes wildly... Satisfied, she pours a fresh and hands it over before the dissolves as well*

Here you go...

*muches on coffee*
Ah thats better, hey E, i just clicked on yer name and I just found out that you are in a bond film!?
*Brain kicks in and realises what all the calls for people to appear at certain forums were for*
Ahhhhh...
Sounds like fun. Any chance of a cameo?

If there is a chance tell me at 8pm. I'll be back then
Bye!
*Climbs in jukebox*
*Latch clicks and 'ENGAGED' Sign comes on*

OK, see you then...
(and as far as I'm aware, you can just join in...)

Gone Revising...

Stopped revising...

*removes self-service sign...*

Anyone want a donut...?

Hope you don't mind me jumping into the bond movie E, if its alright, i'll be that felix bloke.