h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*DD follows to check if BS is alright*

Give me a |_| of BB then and we'll keep warm in here.

*Chucks a block of Peat on the fire*

*Blows dust off BB bottle*

One |_| BB. I guess I need to do a little cleaning behind this bar .

|_||_| Cheers.

I know but with all the new activity on my Mountain I'm just written an entry for Mt. Sandcastle, after I stumbled across the Snowball arena.

Ah, the delights of a |_| by a warm fire I saw the entry BTW, nice one.

*BS throws another log on the fire and heads to the bar for a refill. Wanders over to the telescope and sees the climbing party making their descent from Mt SandEverest. Raises |_|*
Congratulations, guys

hmm.. i have no idea how i got here. i was happily in the warmth of my room and it suddenly transported me here. I have no idea how to ski but would love to learn... any coaches available... prefferably good looking male ones...

As long as you don't mind the good looking male coach being gay I'm available for lessons.

I don't mind if people are gay or not, but when people - male or female, gay or straight - go round telling everyone they're good looking, THAT's when I mind.

Luckily DD isn't concieted - honest!

Fashion Cat will be able to make her own judgement by this time next week.

i should have added straight in as well shouldnt i... never mind. yup i'm up for it! err... the lessons that is

where do we start? and will my wings be ok or not?

No we can work around them, maybe we'll get you to do ski-jumping at the next olympics.

ha! righty... *attempts to put on skis...* erm its harder than it looks isnt it... (feeling a very blonde moment coming on...) *blush*

*eventually gets boots on after much complaining about how tight they are...*

*tries to stand, but loses balance immediately and grabs onto DD*

maybe its a good thing i didnt get a straight instructor to begin with... you can teach me, then i'll re-enroll as a beginner and show off my natural talent to straight male instructor.... shh! let me dream!

Well, you're doing better than I did FC. I started off trying to put the skis on my head. That _almost_ worked.

Well, I didn't realise the new season had started. Guess I better go check that the bar is stocked for all those Apres Ski drinks .

Very true - have we re-lit the fire in the alpine ski chalet?

noe i *knew* there was a reason for me being transported here!!

the log fire sounds great....

*BS appears with tinder, kindling and paper and begins building a new fire in the fireplace.*

One roaring log fire, coming up .

well, get it ready from my first attempt at ski-ing, RL or VR...

*imagines the smell of the fire, the crackling of the logs and a nice glass of whisky after...* mmm...

Yes, it does sound great. It's a good job you brought this place back to life, FC.

Ooh look this place has been resurrected cool