h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well *that* was a triple sylmpost, and all at *exactly* the same time...

That was in fact a symlpost just like your's and E's a minute ago

So we just put in another one to finish it off nicely

*Closes eyes in anticipation...presses "post"*

I don't think it worked - no symulpost.. and no visible JCBs either.

*A mass of nothingness relocates to hide behind Eomando and Bluebottle*

*suddenly out of no-where the roar of an engine is heard, and Pete's jeep comes careering on to the beach and hits the side of a JCB. The minor head wound makes it Pete's problem, and he can now see the JCB*

Look out there's a JCB behind you!

*suddenly out of no-where the roar of an engine is heard, and Pete's jeep comes careering on to the beach and hits the side of a JCB. The minor head wound makes it Pete's problem, and he can now see the JCB*

*shouts to Eomando and Bluebottle*
Look out there's a JCB behind you!

*Pete realises that he's started to repeat himself, and slinks off in embarrassment*

Must be that knock on the head.

Causing double vision

Causing double vision

And Echoes

And Echoes

You mean you haven't discovered the trick yet? Look for the track marks in the sand. If DD's been sneaky and raked them over, just look for the rake marks - he can't cover the whole beach that quickly!

LOL

*DD trudges along beach carrying a hovercraft platform, he then disappears into nothingness, 10 feet in the air*

OK, so now we just have to look for sand billowing everywhere...

But what if all the sand billowing everywhere gets in our eyes, we won't be able to see the JCB's.

*Voice from nothingness*

You won't be able to do what?

See the JCB's. There's one over there...
*points*
just by my crashed jeep.