h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

'Bye for now!
Hangs out
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sign

*E removes the self-service sign*

Donut's anyone?

An S7 if you wouldn't mind.

Certainly.

*hands over an S7*

Thank you, much appreciated.

I'm going to have an IWA.

Go on spoil yourself!

Would you like another DE?

I'm wowed by your amazing selection, Joanna. Please may I have S12 as it is now on the menu?

DD

*E hands an S12 over to DD*

Hi, DD! How're you?

Doing fine just catchin up on all the gossip since leaving work, it seems to take forever these days even for two hours of down time.

Thank you for the S12

Do you have a lot of gossip to catch up on?

I did...took me *ages*...

Done all that and written an article since then, not bad going, eh?

Nope.
What was the article on, and would you like a donut?

On Egbert part of my Wessex King's series, which has been getting a bit of discussion at the H2G2 historical society especially my article on Alfred the Great, I'd started one on the A75 Stranraer to Gretna Trunk Road at Lunch when things were a bit slow, that one needs some more work though.

As for a Doughnut I take a Gooseberry Jam one please.

One gooseberry jam donut!
*hands over the donut*

I have to go, but I'll be back later tonight.

*hangs up self-service sign and leaves out a plate of Gooseberry Jam donut's incase DD want's seconds*

Bye.

And thirds.

*Removes self-service sign, and looks at the empty plate, did DD really manage to eat all those donuts by himself???*

Well, I'm back.

Anyone for a donut?

I'll have an IWA, just quickly... I'm wanted in the JCR

One IWA
*hands over donut*