h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yep, it's the new pool with all the great features of the old one! Come here soon!

When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide
Where I stop and I turn and I go for a ride
Till I get to the bottom and I see you again.

(Helter Skelter - the White Album)

*DD dive bomb into the empty pool*

Just checking out locations for "The Doughnuts are Not Enough" (http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=19534&thread=36548) this place could well do.

*Does a front crawl as camera pans back a la Cameron Diaz in the opening sequence of "A Life Less Ordinary"*

DD

*Walks gingerly up to pool*
*smiles nervously*

*DD reaches up from water and pulls J in*

It's lovely in here. Share and enjoy.

DD

*PANICS!*
*splutters*
*Thinks I'm gonna drown*
*recovers herself in water*
*Shakes head vigorously, covering everyone anywhere near in a mist of water*
*tries to say something*
*can't*

Maybe you should use a Doughnut as a bouyancy aid J

DD

*ignores comment*
*regains equilibrium*
*looks aroud*
What part can I play in your film?

(If you'll let me be in it)

It's up to you every one else is playin themselves so far except me I'm in the tux and drinking Martinis.

DD (aka JB{AKA 007})

You could be the subject of the title, wanting world domination through doughnut franchises. Or having developed the cure for cancer and placed it in a doughnut or something similarly world shaking

Or you could be the attractive one - but in a very intelligent and independent way... Hmmm....

Why not be a villain - I'm out-numbered!

You've got those 12 black clad skiiers....

No sorry, you don't any more

True, I meant intelligent bad guys who don't die within the first 10 seconds of the film.

There isn't usually that much room for them

We can make an exception this once...
Now excuse me while I go down the slide.
*Bluebottle runs off to play in the water.*

*Goes to find a sun-lounger, deciding it would be a better idea to try sunbathing*

*Bluebottle, though, decides it would be better to shoot Dancing Ermine with the water cannon*

*Spluttering, Dancing Ermine runs to the wave machine controls*

Now you are going to pay

*Turns button to "Tidal Wave" setting, decides it's not high enough and turns to "Dude, it's like, Surfer's Paradise"*

*Bluebottle definately panics! He runs like mad, but the wave is too fast for him, so he grabs a doughnut, eats it for a last breakfast, and promises to be good next time as the whole of the waterworks flashes before his eyes...*
HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Turns wave machine back to "Just enough to have fun with"*

*Throws a lifebelt in the general direction of Bluebottle*

Just be glad I didn't curse you.