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*BB decides it's best to run away from confetti-totting polygamists like Saffire, until you are at a safe distance, when you can attack them with a water gun.*

*Soaks one of Saffire's confetti buckets, runs up and makes a small papier maché dog out of the resulting goo*

Tada!!!

Very impressive, my friend.
*behind back: "Show off!"*

Well I'd like to see you do it then....

*Aims water-gun at the route BB has to take to emulate TY's great acheivement*

Okay, this may be messy....

ooo what a beauutiful dog...
eh would someone like to fill me in on WHEN am i became a polygamist?!

Don't ask me, I missed that, too.
*Fails miserably to make a dog from his first attempt.*

SPLASH!!!!!!

*By a complete freak accident, the water-jet aimed at BB manages to rearrange the 'blob' into an exact copy of TY's do*.

*golf claps*

*mutters* Show off.
Here, let me try...
*Bungs a pile of paper mache near Technicolor, and then mans a Water Cannon.
SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!*
I'm sorry TY, I didn't mean to soak you, honest! It was an accident!

oh but what a pretty little statue youve made out of ty

Yes, I especially like the bow in his hair...
You look very sweet.

*takes a couple of very-useful-for-blackmail snapshots*

Yes, isn't he, or should I say she, sweet?

hmm too lazy to check but who is it who looks very sweet in a very feminine sort of way?

It's our good friend TY! By the way, the swimming pool has now moved to: http://www.h2g2.com/F44378?thread=57200 so please go there and hopefully it will be busy! :-)