h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Shouldn't we get Redfish to a or ?!?!?

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Naaaaahh!

He'll be fine!.

I'll just give him some incentive

*pours down Redfish's throat*

Wakey, wakey, Redfish

*begins slapping RF lightly about face*

Hmmmmmm...not working.

*dons boxing gloves and begins punching RF*

Wakey, wakey!!!! Hmmmmm...

*picks up baseball bat and begins bashing RF*

I hope you realise that I'm doing this for your own good.

*spies a bulldozer parked nearby*

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

~eyes open~

Ah...oh... Im OK! Stop!


~looks at where his tail was~

Hm. That stings a bit... not a problem though

~opens the lid of the nearby cloning vat and reaches into a subcompartment, labeled "spare fish bits"~

This'll do

~pulls out a nice shiney new red tail, and sews it on~

ow...ow...ah...ow

There good as.... oh beggar ive gone and sewn it on upside down!

~fixes it the right way up~

*looks around*

Where`s soeasilycloned gone to ?

er.... ~looks around also~

um...

*look around also because he is a hopeless conformist*

*Looks square, just to be different.*

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Its hip to be square.

Its also elbow to be rhomboid.

Um, she wasn't on the table when, you know,

*makes motions of a mushroom cloud with his paws*

was she?

~stares at werewolf~

~looks skyward~

*Takes off his hat, and hangs his head in respect.*
We are gathered here today to pay our final respects....

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No it`s OK I can see her over there.

~points~

.... and over there

~points to a different place~

.... and there.

~points to a third place~

Best get the shovel and the jiffy bag. Sorry RedFish

~Puts arm around shoulder in a comradely way then remembers that Fish don`t have shoulders and pats dorsal fin instead~

There, there Redfish.

She's gone to a better place.

Or, more precisely, better placES!!

What, you mean the kennel roof, the rockpool, the PCs and the boat house?

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Exactly!

Certainly didn`t mean the Lifeguards Hut which has mysteriously disappeared and is bizarrely enjoying itself at the ACF gala.

*elbows Red Dog*

Shhhhhhh. He'll hear!

*sadly shovels sec into a jiffy bag...*

*lightbulb pops into existence over his head*

*pours jiffy bag contents into cloning vat*

*switches it on*

*waits*

Meow...

It Lives!!!!!!!


Mwhahahahahahahahah!!!

What is happening around here?!?!?!!?!?

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