h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Minos Krylma sets up a tent, with a sign reading "ACF" on it, and waits for his supplies to arive*

*The first wave of ACF Navy and Marine troops, accompanied by the Dog Fish that KL engineered, arrive via teleportation* About time. Now, I want you all to run into the main Beach area, go to http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F44375?thread=134781 and find the most influential position. Quickly begin construction of a sandfort capable of withstanding any attack! Troops-AYE SIR! *The troops all run off to begin construction of the giant sandcastle. KL ticks off one box on his "mission begins" sheet* Now, where are those next troops....

*The second wave of navy, marine, and monster rush to the outpost* What took so long? Anyway, your mission is to head off to the pool, and begin construction of The Paddle, the blueprints of which each of you should have been faxed before arriving. *Simultaneous nodding of heads* Good! Now, begin the construction at http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F44378?thread=134791 and report to me as soon as you finish with it! *The marines, corps, and Dog Fish all head in that direction*

*A third, slightly smaller, group of Marines, Naval soldiers, and dog fish run up* Good, you made it! Now, you've probably got the easiest mission. Simply head over to the Water Fountain in the middle of the h2g2 Town Square, and begin construction of devices that will spray any cats or cat sympathizers with water should they get too close. Also, if any cats attempt to drink from the fountain, have it spray them with some "Cat-A-Tonic" instead. *The troops run to http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F44376?thread=134792*

*The fourth and fifth waves show up* Right on time! Members of the fourth wave, head to the Sewers at http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F44377?thread=134793 and begin tampering with the plumming of h2g2. Fifth wave, head to the River at http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F44379?thread=134795 and begin setting up a perimiter that prevents cats from getting to the ferry! GO!GO!GO! *The troops all head for their destinations*

~runs in panting with the rest of the Dog-Squad~

Reporting for duty SAH.

~clicks rear legs together in a poor imitation of a german aristocrat~

*Bounds up and surveys the action. Wags tail furiously.*

Hello, you two. What do you think about my most recent grandiose scheme? I just wish that I was actually trying to take over the world this time. I'd never thought of doing it this way before.

Unless you count that "STUMPED Vs. The World" thing we did a while back....anyway, whaddaya think?

*points at wagging tail*

*Chuckles*

Great idea - the physical occupation of a virtual space. if this comes off then where next ... Alabaster House ?

~manic look briefly comes into eyes~

We might need reinforcements if BB calls out the lifeguards and allies himself with the Cats.

My primary concern are the
As long as the are safe and you do not annoy the , then I'll keep an eye on you, but won't do anything to stop you...

...But if you ever think of harming one little ...

<BB<

KL I believe that the ACF now has an offensive air capability (and I don`t mean BBW`s digestive tract) .

Fighter Command can be found at http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A616844. Don`t tell the Cats.

Tally-ho

Red

*Busterbone flies past in his newly painted black Sopwith Pup with the red stripe, carries out victory roll and a double loop the loop and finally lands using a convenient boulder as a brake*

Hullooooo there fellows!!

*twirls regulation handlebar moustache*

So what are my orders?!

*falls out of plane. gestures at ground crew*

Be damn careful with that missile there, I'm not quite sure what makes it go off!

~an ominous shadow darekns the beack, and everyone looks to what is casing it.... it is the ACFS 'Crimson Shark', recently converted for aircraft-carrying abilities...~

Morning, chaps, Jolly good show going on here, what?

Oh and BB, the are safe, cos I am a so the rest of the are safe. I promise on my word as a .

Wouldn't dream of hurting the fish.

*gestures impatiently towards ground crew*

Get this plane loaded aboard the Crimson Shark. I think it might be time to attack the enemy's home base. What say you, Redfish?

good idea.

~heads towards his ship~

I recommend we attack the cathouse in an all out invasion in the "Dog Squad Attacks" thread (http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F73287?thread=131557&latest=1)

Feel free to take some Navy and Marines. I must stay here, however.

Feel free to take the navy, eh?

Why thankyou!


--Admiral redFish, C-in-C ACF Navy