h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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*the holonet bleeps*

*Od'sseus presses the button*

O: Yep

*a shadowy image of anoon apperes she seems to have changed a lot in the short time shes been away*

Od'sseus darling... mummys gotten herself into a little bit of trouble in the republic and was wondering if it was at all possable to borrow some troups for a guard of some sort, I understand if you say no sweetypie but you see well... er...
Mummy had a little fight when she told the jedi people she wasnt interested and they knocked her out so she had to send your brother somewhere safe.. he should be at the palice on naboo... Co'bal was easy to make agreeable... but now i'm in the tineyest bit of a jam

*Od'sseus listens to the message and rubs his forehead. He stops confused, wondering why he did that, shrugs and begins to write out a troop roster*

~~Od'essus this is Co'bal,I /must/ speak with you, your mother left Vlad with me and I felt greatly disturbed during her visit, please come to Coruscant I need to talk to you about you mother please, I need to know what you want me to do about Vlad~~

*Od'sseus rubs his troubled brow*

O: Somethings not right here

*Sends messages to the 500,000 men waiting to be trained, to march to the main hanger and prepare to be battle ready.*

~~Im slightly busy.......i will come soon enough~~

~~Thank you, come quick please~~

*Sirens go off and grabbing Ma'rols sabre, od'sseus sends out orders through out tipoca to make more troops and to have forces sent to the landing bay*

*Od'sseus enters and sits behind the desk, putting Vlad on to of the desk with a broad smile*

*Smiles at the brothers*

You 2 seem to get on better than me and my sister did

*Sighs*

We need to talk about your mother and what she's going to do about you your father and Vlad, I know you think that I'm telling tales or trying to score points but your mother is seriously ill

She's asked for troops you know...

*Sigh's*

I had a feeling she was responsible

*Sighs again*

This isn't going to be easy for you to hear but bare with me, your mother's mind has split in two, half of it is..........was terrified of your father many many times she begged me to take her away from him, when I turned up she's deny everything, she was convinced he has somekind of hold over her, the other half was his accomplice it agreed with everything your father did, now the darkside has taken control of that side and it is getting stronger, I could have helped her if she'd asked but I think it's now too late to help her, she is the one who want's to continue this war O'dessus you are now the leader of Kamino I will help you to stop this if you want me to

I dont know.. maybe your wrong... anywho this darkside lightside stuffs all nonsence

I take it you parents didn't instruct you in the ways of the force, but you are the only one who can prevent war, there have been sneak attacks on several republic worlds now people are going to point the finger at you whether it is your fault or not, do you want war with the republic or not and what about him

*Points at Vlad*

you are all he has, nowhere will be safe for him, do you want to wake every morning wondering if your baby brother is still alive, you have the chance to make your own decisions, you don't have to answer to anyone, you O'dessus have the fate of the galaxy in you hand, do you destroy it in revenge for what the republic did to your father or do you want to earn Kamino the respect it deserves

*Growls*

I havent set foot off kamino since my father died and neither has any other Kaminoan soldier. If a republic ship crosses the border it will face an army the likes of which has never been seen.. but your right.. Go tell the Republic this.. tell them we offer troops to be put under there command to find the culprits. We can afford the loses they cant

Will you come with me to plead you defence to the republic, I had a lot of respect for your father and I hope Kellin has respect for me but you will need proof, I believe you but with what has been happening you need my diplomatic protection you will stay with me in the Old Temple it is independant of any organization on Coruscant you can have immunity there I promise

But.. that person on the landing pads..

*Sighs, then uses force speed to send out orders*

Ill come..

Thank you

*Picks up Vlad*

Shall we show your brother the garden and the birds

[Vlad] Birdies birdies

Yes yes, you and your birdies

*Laughs and follows O'dessus*

We'll go in your ship..

*follows her to the pads*