h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Od'sseus enters and reads his dads notes*

O: Surely he cant be serious about all this

M: ~~Damn rite im serious... think about it~~

O: *thinks* Oh i see now.. its dangerous though

M: ~~Not if you stick to those instructions..~~

*Od'sseus nods and sends out orders*

*Ma'rol enters and starts to change Vlad*

O: So these.. things.. what are they for i dont get it. They can carry rifles

M: Notice how there immune to the cold? We're going to bury them on hoth, strap bombs to most, then when the republic troops begin to advance unleash a swarm of terror troops.. the only problem is i dont know how many troops there landing.. equal numbers and this lot will tip it.. more and i dont know

O: What about if we bomb from orbit?

M: Not a chance. The republic fleets going to be bigger no matter what happens.. we just need to beat them for awhile.. then break the lines..republic troopers are gunners not swordsmen

O: So are Kaminoan soldiers though

M: Thats why my son your going to Rothanda and getting some swords while i continue the family buisness *Od'sseus nods* your mother permitting you'll have troops to lead either here or on Hoth. She might let you aboard the hammerhead again.. anyway get to it and leave me to my craft

*Od'sseus runs off. Ma'rol finishes cleaning and changing od'sseus and summons La'roo*

*La'roo enters and ma'rol hands her vlad*

Take care of this.. were building an army

L: I dont understand

The republic are coming and im making them fight a battle on my terms.. hopefully they'll bite and were away.. if not were screwed

*Ma'rol exits to the training room*

[Naboo] /\/ Please send a representitive to my office on Courescant right away to collect the remains of Ambassador Ma'rol Mannan, up most haste is advised for... /\/

*runs into the chambers and over to Vlad picking him up and cuddling the child*

Oh your alright your alright... thank goodness... *kisses his cheek*
don't worry Vlad Darling, you will be alright... even without daddy... we will be fine somehow...

*Od'sseus enters an waves a hand to halt the castellans, who bare the bodies and belongings off to the training room*

*Od'sseus enters, looking gaunt and pale, and falls to his knees*

*runs towards Od'sseus*
*cuddles him*
I would recomend a strong drink... but i doubt thats helpful...
talk to me Od'sseus dear...

~~~Anoon I am so so sorry, I had no idea he would.............he would.........do that, I.......I loved him very much~~~

*Od'sseus looks up with drawn, blood shit eyes*

How do we bury him...

~~Co'bal... I... need my friends.... come to Kamino please.... I don't want to be... alone here of all places~~


We... we bury him... in the traditional way my son... we honer his memory... he died for peace... we bury him traditionaly...

< please invite your ex-padawan>

*a guard knocks on the door*
[guard] Lady Mannan, there is someone here to see you...

*runs her hand through od'sseus's hair*
you should get some rest... give yourself time to think... to...
do what you think is nessasary...
*hugs him*

Let the visitor in then... *wipes her face*
*guard lets jo'tra in*

*he walks into the room slowly*

I'm so sorry Anoon *he embraces her in a hug*