h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*ahem*

I thought I gave specific instructions about lightsabers youngling
dont make me amputate your hand to get the message through

first we should go see the primeminister
hopefully she will stand down without any resistance

I think I should probably keep my mouth shut from now on

*sadly packs lightsaber away*

Danm.

well I am now giving you all a choice
you can eather keep your limbs/hands/feet/head
or you can do what i tell you to

sound fair?

now where do you think the Primeminister will be hiding

Yes Master.

I'd assume that the Primeminister would be working right now, although my understanding of Kaminoan politics is, shall we say, less than stellar

*mumbles under breath*

Ok, Ok...let's go find this prime minister...

*claps hands together*

Exelent,
first we should search the place

we will split up,
only use your lightsaber if you have no other choice
remember this place is being watched by the republic officials
we dont want to give them an actual excuse to hunt us down and execute us as criminals

as long as we dont attack the innocent,
and only... I repete Only use the force to attack or your lightsaber
if you are threatened
I want you all to keep in touch with me
now spread out

remember we are here to keep the peace
even if we do not find the primeminiter...
we must remove all links to the previous ruler of kamino and quash any rebelion against the republic

that is all

*sigh* and here I thought this was going to be easy

*checks her comm link to make sure its working*

I'll check the east side

I'll be on the gantries to makesure no one tryes to make a hasty escape

Alright, I call if I find anything

*heads off*

*Nodds and takes out her comm link.*

Then I'll work from the west.

I'll go south...

*into comm link* Testing 1 2 3...

*again to others* Lets move this bucket!!!

Oh yeah - and may the Force be with you...

*Grins and shakes her head as she heads westward, avoiding the odd patches of water.*

*heads off south*

*picks up Commlink*

/Shalla, Pamar, let me know when you've finished and we'll figure out who gets to check the north\

/\/ Right. Place seems pretty big, how long d'you think this'll take?/\/

*Walks down the corridor opens a door leading off and checks the room. Moves on to the next door. The only sound is her footsteps.*

/\/I have no idea. This place is a lot bigger than I thought\/\

*narrowly avoids a passing Kaminoan and realises that she's still wearing the soaking wet robe*