h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hmm...there's a pun to be made there somewhere.

B

Where? What?
Do tell, B

"Dumb Aussie Blond"

Cna I remove Taylor, Moore and Peters. Replacing them with Ali, Smith and Sangakkara. Can Sangakkara become the WK and New a normal batsman?

Hmm...he's not keeping wicket for Warwickshire.

Objection!

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He's still a recognised wicketkeeper, though. If he isn't playing as one, he's going to have a lesser chance of taking catches and won't be able to make any stumpings, so bubba isn't gaining any advantage with this selection.

Objection overruled!

I'll make the changes when I've caught up with the post-absence mess

Bid in for Alex Loudon

Loudon has signed for Organcheese, who were a player down after Andre Nel returned to South Africa.

In other news, a bid has been lodged for Danish Kaneria

Andre Nel?

Good riddance.

B

As I'mn effectively only here today, I've rushed through the last two transfers, namely Darren Robinson to Dedfordshire and Samit Patel to Sticky Wikkits