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Car Seat Gnomes

Post 1

mariegriffiths

Car Seat Gnomes live under the car seat. Hence the mess under there.
Their diet is exclusively leftover motorway service snacks.
Their trick is to hook handbag straps around the gear stick or car seat adjuster. Usually when you are in a hurry to get out. They also steal and sell anything that drops under the seat.
These creatures are closely related to Kitchen Sink Gnomes.


Car Seat Gnomes

Post 2

Peregrin

Excellent point, I'll add it.

I think one my housemates must be a Car Seat Gnome in disguise, looking at the state of his room. Perhaps he's retired.


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