h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*The storage room of Corrupt's shop is a jumble of crates, Bags of Holding, immensely BIG crates, and some stray items that found their way out of the packaging. Hidden within all of this is a large hammock, mirror, table, chest, various mechanical and fast-food type rubbish, and a jury-rigged airlock to the flying saucer parked outside. All the easy-to-spot signs of an intergalactic supervillain's lair.*

*Today, that lair is occupied, and a large green spiky head is bent over a crate (now desk) and a bunch of mechanical parts litter the area around him. Sparks fly up every once in a while, a few computers hum off on the sidelines, and some sloppy notes and blueprints are pinned up to the walls.*

*He chuckles and mutters about a 'failed prior experiment' and that he 'won't be making THAT mistake again'... whatever THAT mistake could be...*

*Another figure rises from the debris, and Kudos leaves the room, cackling evilly. He comes back with a variety of weapons and armor from the shop, puts them in a Bag of Holding, which he slings over his shoulder, and ushers the other figure through the airlock and onto his flying saucer.*

*As an afterthought, Kudos rushes in and grabs a 3-ring binder, which has the word 'Manual' Sharpied onto the cover. The saucer takes off to places unknown, at least to YOU, the curious reader. *