h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

How do we get back to . . . whereever we are.

Don't forget the left turn at the round about, that always tripped me up

to get back, you click your heels together and say 'There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home.'

Roundbabout? Where?

hard to believe this all started when i said "hey, is ne 1 from chicago?"

I'm not. I'm from Limerick.

yeah, al capone, eliot ness et al

I've been to the windy city
and the windy city
is mighty pretty
but they aint got what we got...

I'm from Chicago! I was born one day many thousands of years ago in an orange, and was known to many of my then peers, now dead peers as the orange county girl. I progressed from chicago in a katy cornered fashipon towards the bottom right corner of the map of France. When i reached this point of my life i was 4 years old and lived in a happy meal box for umpteen years and decided to work at mcdonalds as the outfits looked really smart back in the 1700's. I worked my way towards being a fashion designer in the republic of Fish and Whale adoptee school and am now the King of Sweden

*takes a sip from her black

There can only be one good reply to that:

Sweeden is a democracy.

*bows down*
Can I offer Your Majesty a ?

Sweeden is a democracy ruled by a Prime Minister!

So's England... and they still have a queen. I think same goes for Sweden. I might be confusing it with another place, though, or just making things up.

No! Sweeden doen't have a king! It has a President with no powers, and a Prime Minister with lots of them.

so it's a bit like the UK, but with a president, not a monarch

It's like Ireland.

"making things up"

don't know what you mean

Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but I must be off. See you... sometime next week, I guess!

Wait, I was wrong. It is a constitutional monarchy.

*is confused so gives up*