h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"Hussein waves his disembodied male member around. And it was not a cardboard drawing like most other images of the movie -- it was of photographic resolution."

just wierd..........

http://www.capalert.com/backtoschool/backtoschool.htm

Another one.

Oh my god, whoever wrote that second page is talking out of his anus. He's gotten sooooooo much of it wrong he looks like a dumb-ass. I mock him and his idiocy. I mean it's like he blatantly didn't research most of the stuff he wrote.

First, it says that the Star of David is evil because it is Jewish. Then it says that the Swastica is evil because it is anti-Jewish. Then it says the Peace sign is evil!

This would be funny were it not for the fact that G.W. Bush probably believes it too!

What the hell.

by far my favourite bit is the bit where it claims that the cross of st peter is evil because it mocks Christ. Also the guy has drawn his swastica the wrong way round, that is the nazi emblem, it should, to be correct, be drawn the otherway round, plus it predates christianity and thus the cross as a religious symbol by many many years. Also the 'SS' in SS doesn't mean secret service it means Schultz Staffen, which I belive meant protection squad, and was derived from the fact that they were originally hitler's body guards. The Ankh is the ancient eqyptian symbol of change, carried by Anubis, the funeral god. Also the many (most?) egyptologists do not call Ra 'Ra', the more upto date spelling would be Re, and he too carried an ankh for the changes of the day, from night to morning, from morning to afternoon etc. and the whole eye of Horus eye of Re thing, the picture is of the right eye, so it is the eye of horus, if it was the left eye it would be the eye of Re, also it is really badly drawn.

You sure know your "Satanism".

I don't know about you, but from what I heard if you meet Mr. Davil on his good day, he is a pretty nice guy.

* Tb *

Is everyone still here? nobody in here uses digiboxes?

ROLL CALL!

err..............hi

I take it you've not heard about the ers on here and at Telewest then?

I don't think you're happy enough, that's right... I'll teach you to be happy... I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! said;

"nope, I watched the film with Christian Slater, in wet clothes, in it"

What film was it?

call me TB. It was Hard Rain.

Alright, I understood so far that digibox/Telewest users can no longer get on h2g2, but can someone please tell me what IS a digibox?
We don't have them here, so I really have no idea what the big controversy is all about...

I've no idea what it is really, but i think it sits under your telly and you cna watch loads of channels with it, kinda like sky telly

kinda like what?

Sorry, I'm being rather ignorant today...

satalite TV. What people here are talking about, I think, is sort of satalite/cable internet box. Instead of going on internet through a computer, it can be done through TV

Satellite telly...like cable telly

Basically, hundreds of channnels come whizzing through the air straight to your telly and when you switch it on, theres nothing interesting to watch...

except CBeebies