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Almighty Bob, God of ludicrous over acting, suicidal telephone operators + the inability to cook a omelett without breaking eggs Posted Nov 25, 2003
What does a Grand Imperial Field Marshal have to do to get some service? I was almost bothered to get out of my *not* comfy chair.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Nov 25, 2003
*GodBen puts ad in “The Multi-Verse Times”. It reads as follows. “Waiter wanted for MotMV tearoom. Good pay (The Alpha Centauri system), long hours (24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 366 days a leap-year) Apply in the tearoom.”*
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Almighty Bob, God of ludicrous over acting, suicidal telephone operators + the inability to cook a omelett without breaking eggs Posted Nov 25, 2003
What a good idea.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Nov 25, 2003
You want the job then?
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Almighty Bob, God of ludicrous over acting, suicidal telephone operators + the inability to cook a omelett without breaking eggs Posted Nov 25, 2003
What!?! No its quite alright. Find some other idio... well desurving young N.C.O to do it, not a old, helpless Grand Imperial Field Marshal like myself.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Nov 25, 2003
Well it will need to be somebody who posts regularly.
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Almighty Bob, God of ludicrous over acting, suicidal telephone operators + the inability to cook a omelett without breaking eggs Posted Nov 25, 2003
Good point, where is footbacon?
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Nov 25, 2003
No idea. She keeps running away because I want to eat her.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Nov 25, 2003
Because some people prefer 
. Do you want to be our new waitress? The pay is good.
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Baconlefeets Posted Nov 25, 2003
ah but what tender am i paid in?
isn't that prejudice against coffe rooms?
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Nov 25, 2003
I created the room; I’ll serve whatever I want!
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Baconlefeets Posted Nov 25, 2003
but surely thats against the beverage rights commision of 2003, published as such in my journal...
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Nov 25, 2003
I am not renaming the room! It is officialy a tearoom, but I wont stop people from drinking coffee if they want to.
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Almighty Bob, God of ludicrous over acting, suicidal telephone operators + the inability to cook a omelett without breaking eggs Posted Nov 25, 2003
i wouldn't mind being a barman, provided i can get a less comfy crair to sit in and don't have to get out of it.
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Nov 25, 2003
I do hope there's not a cage suspended over our heads ready to capture us and ransom us back to the army for favourable alliances.
tea please.
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Baconlefeets Posted Nov 25, 2003
but couldn't you even consider naming it the beverage and/or cold drinks room?
it would make the people at the commision and daily mail, much happier
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Nov 25, 2003
(A) We don’t have a bar.
(B) We don’t have the cage installed yet. Here's your 
(C) I am not renaming the room!!!!! 
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Nov 25, 2003
Quiet you and bring me tea!
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Almighty Bob, God of ludicrous over acting, suicidal telephone operators + the inability to cook a omelett without breaking eggs Posted Nov 25, 2003
i know some ducks that could build us a bar. Shall i ask them?
we could rename it "The MotMV Tea/Cofferoom and Bar"? just a thought.
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