h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The spring has sprung. Birds are singing in the Majic Forrest, flowers are poking their noses out of ground and everybody is a little restless. The bots have been set to the spring-cleaning program and have done their job during the night.
The Infinite Improbability Espresso Machine - IIEM has got fresh filters and is preftectly able to brew moderatte for bribing the…, you know whom. Actually it serves you any beverage you want, without alcohol, of course.
There're cookies in the never-empty jar, fresh cinnamon buns can be found the basket on the counter sometimes.
Welcome to the Café Aroma.

*floating in, in her usual vague and elf-like manner*

How on earth did you manage to persuade the cleaning bot to do the saniti- eh, cleaning - during nighttime Hati?

IIEM, a vanilla latte please!

*slumps down in the Deep Purple sofa*

Hi Ti!
How are you? Feeling springish? Better?

Well, the bots haven't been too busy recently. So their timing program was... slightly out of order.

IIEM, a triple espresso, please.

Spring? Was there a spring this year? I think I missed it - we seem to have gone straight from winter to summer here...

IIEM, another -

[IIEM]: Vanilla latte coming straight up!

We stopped right before the grass turned green and now it's draught. That's the dark cold north for you. @those living in the "sunny south".

OOOHHH, this place looks like a great place to chill, I need a latte please with a giant blueberry muffin - do you have those ?
Well, anyway I'm off to sit and chill in the corner whilst you make my coffee, are the staff any good ?
Anyone want to chat ?
Shell

*IIEM brews latte and the muffin appears on the counter*

Hi Shell, looks like your wishes are granted.
The Cafe is quite quiet these days but you are most welcome here anyway.

Thanks, nice to make your aquaintance!

Nice coffe BTW, any cahnce of another - decaff please or I'll be as high as a kite!
Shell

Just ask IIEM, it'll brew you whatever you like as long as it doesn't contain alcohomol.

See - IIEM, a decaf and , please!

IIEM: here you are! &

How's life in your corners, Shell?

*opens the windows to let the fresh air in, sits on the staircase and looks at the Majick Forest*

Hello

May I come in? I won't set anything in fire, I promise.

IIEM can i get a latte please?


its so quite in here, is there anybody around?

Errrm... Good question.

well thought it was worth asking!

And did you get your latte? IIEM must be quite dusty.

ill dust her off and we can both have a drink.

what did you want?

Blue Java, methinks. I'm sleepy.

*changes the filters of IIEM*

sleepy?

did you not sleep well last night?