h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*looks up from the Post*

'cause ADSL costs too much and RSA typing's slower than the way that I type ...

*takes a lemon scone from his backpack and starts eating it*

*carries on reading Techno Babble*

what went wrong at the bikini competition?

*gives Turvy a *

*wonders what is going on here*

[Mog] Something's gone wrong?? Hmm .....

*is scared*

*Mystrunner glides out of the shadows, and takes a seat.*

Hello, everyone.

Thank goodness, there's somebody normal, at last!

Hi, there, I'm Susie!

Ah. Good day suzie.

I may not exactly be normal... but, oh well, who really is?

Define your terms, Mystrunner

I simply know who I am. Nothing more, nothing less. That is my norm.

Oh, have we got any ?

But you need to define norm

Normal is whatever you are used to seeing.

Do you really think so?

Yup. And what about that ?

Leaps behind the counter and begins to rummage.

*joins Mystrunner*

*emerges with a pint*

So, how would you define normal, honestly?

*Finds a chair and slouches*

By whatever you feel is right. Normal is only relevant to your perception. The colour I see as red, you could percieve as yellow. But to both of us, when we see that colour, we would pair it with the same name.

*Sips *

*slurps from pint*

I think you're entering the realms of semantics here, Mystrunner.

Labels are interchangeable.

*has another slurp*