h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You brought it here!

This my be familiar but...

Brian Aldiss??

You are aware that be not telling me, you are enforcing ignorance?

*groan*

Very distinguished Sf writer, scholar, and critic.

You're the one who summoned the spectre of everyone in the world lying to a survey for no rational reason!

You are entirely capable of banishing your own ignorance. Look, I'm empowering you.

It's a perfecty rational reason.

Depending on how and in what form a question is asked, people will analyse accordingly.

And I didn't say I was ignorant. I would have looked it up myself if he was worthy enough to appear in a biography book.

I don't the Internet for these things.